Well, folks, it seems like US President Donald Trump is back at it again, shaking up the cryptocurrency markets like a snow globe at a toddler’s birthday party! 🎉 In just one hour, he managed to turn the crypto world upside down, and this time, it’s not just a bunch of sad emojis.
After his latest social media escapade, it’s like the digital assets heard his name and decided to throw a party. And guess who got the VIP invite? That’s right, XRP, ADA, and SOL! They literally exploded like my hopes of getting a good night’s sleep after binge-watching reality TV. 💥
Now, let’s talk about those crypto reserve promises he made during his presidential campaign. Initially, it was all about Bitcoin, but after some serious lobbying from Ripple and their CEO, Brad Garlinghouse (who probably deserves a medal for this), rumors started swirling that he might throw in some other assets too. Because why not? More is more, right? 🤷♀️
His executive order was about as clear as mud when it first dropped, but his latest post? Oh honey, it was like a light bulb moment! He casually name-dropped SOL, ADA, and XRP, all from good ol’ American companies. 🇺🇸
And surprise, surprise! The prices shot up faster than my heart rate when I see a spider. XRP jumped over 20%—from under $2.3 to over $2.6. Solana decided to join the fun with a 15% gain, finally breaking past $160 after last week’s dramatic crash. Talk about a comeback! 🎊
But wait, there’s more! Cardano’s token took center stage with a jaw-dropping 32% surge, reaching a multi-day peak of over $0.8. I mean, who knew crypto could be this exciting? It’s like watching a soap opera, but with more numbers and fewer dramatic pauses.
Even Bitcoin got in on the action, jumping past $88,000 for the first time since Wednesday. But, spoiler alert: it lost about a grand since then. So, it’s like that friend who shows up to the party but leaves early because they can’t handle the drama. 🍷
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2025-03-02 19:03