- President Trump, the king of tweets, now threatens the EU and Canada with tariffs so big, they’d make Godzilla blush! 😱🇪🇺🇨🇦
- Meanwhile, financial markets are chillin’ like villains, with Bitcoin taking a nap under $88,000 and Germany’s DAX just shrugging with a0.3% dip. 🎢💤
- Why the calm? Maybe because Jerome Powell said the tariff inflation scare might just be a temporary hiccup. 😅💼
Our beloved leader, Donald “The Tariffinator” Trump, has dropped the gauntlet on the EU and Canada. If they dare to play economic tag team against the U.S., he’s ready to slap tariffs on them so large they’ll wish they’d stuck to hockey and chocolate! 🏒🍫
“If the EU and Canada think they’re gonna double-team the USA, I’ve got news for them: Tariffs are coming, and they’re gonna be yuuuge!” Trump roared on Truth Social, probably while chomping on a burger. 🍔
But here’s the kicker: financial markets are as unfazed as a sloth on a lazy Sunday. Bitcoin’s lounging below $88,000, Germany’s DAX took a tiny tumble, and Wall Street’s just vibing. 🕺💃
Why all the calm amidst the storm? Jerome Powell, the money whisperer, hinted that tariff-induced inflation might be a flash in the pan. So, folks, it’s just another day in the wild world of economics! 🌪️📈
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