Trump’s Tariff Tango: Gold and Bitcoin’s Glorious Comeback 🌟

Oh, the times they are a-changin’! 🎢 According to the ever-prophetic Arthur Hayes, nations shall soon turn their backs on the all-American allure of U.S. treasuries and stocks, seeking solace in the warm, glittering embrace of gold and the enigmatic allure of bitcoin. A return to the pre-1971 era of trade, where gold was king and bitcoin… well, it was but a twinkle in Satoshi’s eye. πŸŒπŸ’°

The Rise of Gold and Bitcoin: A Hedge Against Tariff Troubles

In these tumultuous times, where tariffs reign supreme, causing ripples across the economic seas, analysts far and wide proclaim a seismic shift on the horizon. Enter Arthur Hayes, the former maestro of Bitmex, pardoned by the illustrious Donald Trump himself for the minor oversight of not dotting his i’s and crossing his t’s in the realm of AML and KYC. 🧐

Hayes, with a twinkle in his eye, boldly asserts that the era of U.S. treasuries and equity as the global reserve assets of choice is drawing to a close. A new dawn approaches, where gold and bitcoin emerge as the neutral, steadfast hedges against the tempestuous tides of trade wars. πŸ’ΌπŸ”„

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On the digital soapboxes of social media, Hayes elucidates that should the U.S. deficit be rectified, nations will abandon the U.S. debt ship like rats with a newfound sense of economic patriotism, selling off their assets to start anew. A world where the dollar dwindles, and gold, the timeless metal, and bitcoin, the digital upstart, take center stage in settling global debts. πŸŒπŸ’±

“Even if Trump decides to waltz back from the tariff brink, no finance minister or world leader can afford the luxury of complacency. Trump’s whims are as predictable as a cat in a room full of laser pointers.” πŸ±πŸ”¦

Hayes elucidates that this heralds the resurgence of gold as the neutral reserve asset, with the dollar playing second fiddle. Global markets, in their wisdom, will choose gold as the medium of exchange, with Trump strategically leaving gold untariffed to ensure its unhindered flow in this brave new world. 🌎✨

Previously, Hayes had thrown his weight behind the tariff policies of the Trump administration, advocating them as a necessary corrective measure for economic imbalances. Now, he champions gold, gold miners, and bitcoin as the trifecta of financial hedges against the capricious winds of money printing and tariff-induced turbulence. πŸ¦πŸš€

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“To those yearning for the golden age of pre-1971 trade relations, I say unto thee: invest in gold, embrace the miners, and don’t forget your $BTC. For in these tumultuous times, they shall be your sanctuary against the storms of economic uncertainty.” πŸ°πŸ’Ž

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2025-04-06 16:59