Trump’s Crypto ETF: The Truth is Out! πŸ€‘

Hold on to your toupees, folks! 🎩 Trump Media and Technology Group, the masterminds behind Truth Social, are at it again. They’ve filed with the SEC to launch a cryptocurrency ETF, because what could possibly go wrong, right? πŸ˜‚ The Truth Social Bitcoin and Ethereum ETF, or B.T. for short (we’re guessing that stands for “Bigly Trades”?), is ready to take the world by storm.

But don’t worry, they’re not going it alone. They’ve got Yorkville America Digital to sponsor the fund and make sure everything runs smoothly. And for all your crypto needs, they’ve got Crypto.com on speed dial. They’ll be handling all the important stuff, like keeping the crypto assets safe, executing trades, and making sure there’s enough liquidity to go around. It’s like having a team of crypto superheroes! πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈ

Now, before you start buying up shares like they’re going out of style, remember that the SEC still needs to give the thumbs up. They’ve got to approve the S-1 registration statement and the Form 19b-4 filing. Until then, the ETF shares are about as useful as a participation trophy. πŸ† So, stay tuned, folks! It’s going to be a wild ride! 🎒

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2025-06-16 17:56