In a world where the only thing more inflated than Bitcoin is Trump’s ego, the former president has declared that the U.S. is not just participating in the crypto race; we’re leading it, folks! Buckle up, because this digital asset rollercoaster is about to get a turbo boost from the man who once thought a “blockchain” was a fancy new golf club.
Trump Promises Total US Crypto Supremacy
On May 22, President Trump took to his social media platform, Truth Social—because where else would you announce your plans for global financial domination?—to express his unwavering confidence in America’s cryptocurrency prowess. This proclamation came just before a private crypto soirée at Trump National Golf Club, where the elite of the digital currency world gathered to sip overpriced cocktails and discuss the finer points of blockchain over caviar.
“Heading to the crypto dinner in Loudon County, Virginia, in a little while,” Trump tweeted, as if he were just popping out for a quick bite rather than hosting a gathering of the crypto elite. He emphasized:
The U.S.A. is DOMINATING in crypto, bitcoin, etc., and we are going to keep it that way!
Ah yes, nothing says “I care about the little guy” quite like a black-tie dinner for the top 220 holders of his TRUMP meme coin. The event featured a VIP reception for the top 25 token holders, because why not make the rich feel even richer? Attendees reportedly pooled together around $148 million, with some, like Justin Sun, throwing in a casual $18 million. Meanwhile, Senators Elizabeth Warren and Jeff Merkley were busy sharpening their pencils, ready to write scathing letters about foreign influence and ethical dilemmas—because nothing says “fun” like a good old-fashioned political scandal.
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, when asked about the guest list, played coy, insisting that “the president is attending it in his personal time.” Right, because nothing screams “personal time” like a room full of millionaires trying to buy your favor. The New York Times even reported that some attendees were there with the explicit intent of influencing Mr. Trump and U.S. financial regulations. Shocking, I know!
However, not everyone left the event feeling like they’d just attended the Oscars of cryptocurrency. Fox Business journalist Eleanor Terrett noted that while the food was praised—because who doesn’t love a good lobster tail?—the lack of direct engagement with Trump left many feeling like they’d just been served a cold plate of disappointment. “He just gave a few remarks and left,” one attendee lamented. Those hoping for a riveting Q&A session were met with a brief affirmation of Trump’s crypto policy before he vanished faster than a Bitcoin price drop.
While critics raised eyebrows over potential political favoritism and the murky waters of donor influence, supporters argue that Trump’s involvement is a sign of growing political acceptance of bitcoin and blockchain innovation. They believe that such high-profile attention could lead to clearer crypto policy direction. Or, at the very least, a few more extravagant dinners where the rich can rub elbows and discuss how to keep the little guy out of the loop.
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2025-05-24 07:00