Well, well, well… it looks like the Trump family might be a little *too* busy with real estate and Twitter rants to bother with their own crypto empire. Introducing the “Official Trump Wallet,” a product that’s not even officially acknowledged by the Trumps themselves. Talk about a family reunion in disarray! 🧐💸
The masterminds behind the disaster? Magic Eden and the TRUMP token team, who announced on June 3 that they were “launching” the wallet. Spoiler: The Trumps didn’t even get the memo. Don Jr. was quick to tweet that the Trump Organization has absolutely *zero* involvement with this mess. But, don’t worry, the family’s “real” wallet is coming soon! 🙄📉
Meanwhile, Eric Trump put on his “I’m-in-charge” hat and warned Magic Eden to “be extremely careful” with their unauthorized use of the Trump name. Apparently, no one from the family has signed off on this wallet. At this point, it’s like a crypto version of an uninvited guest at the family barbecue. 🍔💥
Even Barron Trump — yes, the youngest one who barely posts — decided to get involved by making his very first X post ever, just to clarify that *he* has nothing to do with this wallet either. At this rate, it might be easier to count who isn’t involved. 🙄🔍
Crypto critic Molly White, who broke the story, called it “absolute chaos.” Well, duh. When the family’s crypto ventures are all over the place, it’s hard not to get confused. Are we even sure that Trump has a clue about what’s going on? 🤷♂️💣
Trump’s Crypto Factions: It’s a Thing… Apparently
The wallet website boldly claims it’s “The Official $TRUMP Wallet by President Trump,” with the little cherry on top: a partnership with GetTrumpMemes.com. Fancy. However, the company behind it all, Fight Fight Fight LLC, has a *very* Trump-y connection through CIC Digital LLC, which conveniently owns a majority of the TRUMP token supply. So, someone’s clearly making money off this disaster. 💸💼
And then there’s Bill Zanker, a businessman with a hefty amount of Trump tokens. He’s involved in everything from the TRUMP memecoin to Trump-backed NFTs and even a Monopoly-style game. Someone’s having a field day here, while the rest of the family scrambles to figure out what’s going on. 🎲💰
This isn’t the first time Trump’s crypto plans have been a complete mess. Remember the time Trump Media and Technology Group denied they were buying Bitcoin, only to backtrack and admit they were raising *billions* to do just that? Yeah, that was fun. 📉🤦♂️
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2025-06-04 06:39