Trump’s $3 Billion Crypto Scheme: A Comedy of Errors! 😂💰

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Well, folks, hold onto your wallets! The Trump Media & Technology Group (TMTG), run by the Trump clan—yes, the same folks who brought you “The Art of the Deal” and “The Art of the Hair”—is reportedly diving headfirst into a $3 billion crypto fundraising extravaganza! 🎉 According to some very mysterious sources (probably the same ones who told me I could sing), they’re looking to raise $2 billion in equity and $1 billion through convertible bonds. Sounds like a plan, right? Well, TMTG is waving their hands like a magician saying, “Abracadabra! Those claims are as real as my last diet!” 🍔✨

Despite the denial, this whole crypto caper fits right in with Trump’s love affair with digital coins, especially after Bitcoin decided to throw a party and surge in value! 🎈💸 And let’s not forget, the Trump family has dabbled in digital assets before—NFTs, memecoins, you name it! It’s like a digital flea market over there! 🐾 Donald Jr. is now the big cheese controlling the family’s TMTG stash through a revocable trust. Because why not add a little more drama to the family business? 🎭

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2025-05-27 07:57