Trump’s Tariffs: The Corporate Chenille That Keeps the Fed Suspiciously Cloaked in Caution

Ah, dear reader, how the grand spectacle of economic policy resembles a theatrical farce. Recently unveiled FOMC minutes reveal Jerome Powell and his Federal Reserve ensemble behaving with all the prudence of a cat walking along a ledge, trembling at the sight of Donald Trump’s tariffs. One might wonder if these tariffs are the modern equivalent of a Gothic villain—ever-present, menacing, and oddly fashionable.

Meanwhile, the estimable Austan Goolsbee from Chicago’s Reserve (not to be confused with the Chicago Deep Dish Pizza) wades into the fray with a suggestion that the market might enjoy some sweet, sweet Fed rate cuts—if only those meddlesome tariffs could be excised from the grand trade opera. Ah, how simple it sounds: a trade deal here, a tariff removal there, and suddenly, the economic symphony might hit a more harmonious note. Or so he hopes.

Goolsbee astutely notes that the economy is stronger than a cup of American coffee and that inflation is plummeting faster than Easter chicks after spring. Yet, despite the promising signs, the Fed remains cautious, clutching their interest rate glasses as if they were precious jewels, all because of those pesky tariffs that keep the market’s behavior as unpredictable as a cat on a hot tin roof.

FOMC Minutes and Caution

In essence, dear reader, the political melodrama continues—tariffs daring to threaten the delicate ballet of monetary policy, with the possibility of rates falling if only Uncle Sam and his trade wars would step aside. Until then, we sit, we wait, and we ponder whether the economy is more like a finely crafted orchestra or the chaos of a drunken circus. 🎪

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2025-05-29 22:41

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