These Memecoins Are Struggling—But Might Make You Richer Than Your In-laws

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In the cold, grey morning of the market, where tired bulls lie stretched across the prairie and Bitcoin sighs—as though regretting promises made in youth—memecoins sit idle, dandling their feet off the edge. The pitch of excitement is low; the air tastes of apathy and burnt toast. One wonders: is this all there is? But ah! Should the market awaken, these peculiar, howling creatures—the memes—might yet lead the funeral cortege like a brass band in Odessa. Which one to wager your bread on, and at what price, as your neighbor’s dog barks at the moon?

Big Risk, Potentially Big Regret (or Upside, If You’re Lucky)

To buy a memecoin is a wager not unlike kissing your boss at the Christmas party—immense risk, the possibility of immortal glory, but more likely embarrassment and the slow walk home. Should the crypto circus begin again, expect to see memes out front, painted faces grinning, pockets bulging with the dreams of strangers. The knack: buy the fastest horses, but not before they’ve sobered up. It’s a race where most jockeys end up face-down in the mud, but that doesn’t stop us betting our last kopeck!

$DOGE: Old Hound, New Tricks? 🐕

Dogecoin, the grand old mutt, still sniffs around the financial yard. Imagine: a market cap just under $25 billion! To think, one could have bought it for less than a meat pie back in the day. In the 8-hour chart above (don’t squint too hard, the lines do not get clearer), the $0.16 support level glowers ominously—without it, the entire doghouse could slide to $0.14, possibly disturbing the neighbor’s cat. Yet, with Stochastic RSIs reset—whatever those are, perhaps fashionable trousers—the price may fancy a climb.

Daring types might scoop up DOGE now, so long as they lay a cunning stop loss beneath support (insurance, in case the hound bites). Cautious souls, perhaps wary after too many broken dreams, may await confirmation above the descending trendline—like waiting for spring, you know it’s out there, but it’s taking its sweet time. $0.205 is the next stop on the train – or mirage on the horizon.

$PEPE: The Crowd’s Green Darling 🐸

PEPE: adored, feared, memed to within an inch of its digital life. As fickle as an aunt at a wedding reception—one minute silent, the next dancing on tables—this coin can leap (pun intended) to extraordinary heights without so much as a goodbye. The chart above might have been a bull flag, but alas, time moves on and so do patterns; now, a descending channel—Chekhovian optimism at its finest, which is to say, mostly tragic.

Support must hold at $0.00001, or, in desperate times, $0.000009. If you fancy entering, wait for price to pierce and confirm above the descending dotted trendline (dotted like my uncle’s memory). Don’t forget a stop loss—if things go south, at least you’ll have a story for the grandkids.

$WIF: Betting on the Underdogwifhat 🧢

Dogwifhat, or $WIF for those pressed for time, feels like a distant relative no one expected to amount to much—yet suddenly shows up at Christmas with gifts for everyone. Many mourned its fate as it languished at $0.60, but a 355% surge! Miracles, or mass hysteria? The support at $0.80 hangs by a thread; the price trapped in a falling wedge, like a washed-up poet in a cold Moscow flat.

Should $WIF bounce and escape the wedge (picture a dog vaulting a backyard fence, while the neighbor shakes a rake), buying at the confirmation of the breakout might be a plan—if you’re feeling lucky or you’ve just inherited a little. Whatever you do, a stop loss below the upper trendline is prudent—if not profitable, at least you can say you tried.

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2025-06-18 19:06