The White Lotus Kill-or-Be-Killed Report: Stop the Steal

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The White Lotus Weekly Prediction: A Discussion on Potential Suspects or Victims Among the Hotel’s Guests and Staff After This Week’s Events

How are all the vacationers adjusting so far? New acquaintances such as Chelsea and Chloe are quickly bonding, while their partners (who seem to be losing their hair) have an immediate dislike for each other. Long-standing friendships like those of Laurie, Jaclyn, and Kate appear to be falling apart, as their interactions – though peppered with warm expressions of affection – primarily revolve around criticism, ridicule, and disdain. The Ratliff siblings are living up to HBO’s expectation for shows featuring intense sibling dynamics. As the old saying goes, “The more things change!” However, we’re not pondering whether Saxon will attempt anything inappropriate with his siblings. Our focus is on MURDER. And/or being murdered. So let’s keep our attention fixed on this week’s Kill or Be Killed Report.

Laurie (Carrie Coon)

In a fascinating twist, as soon as these women begin conversing in an overly affectionate tone, it’s clear they are about to dissect each other critically – almost like a captivating dance. This scene reminds me of a brilliant dialogue from the show “Pen15”: “I adore her, but she can be quite challenging.” This week, we delve deeper into Laurie’s life, revealing that Jaclyn hasn’t seen her in four years and that her divorce was so tumultuous that she continued to pay alimony to her ex-husband, who had been living off her for years. (I’ve covered the complexities of ‘galimony’ and the extraordinary tales that arise when high-powered women part ways with their underachieving spouses.) We learn that Laurie’s daughter, whom we praised just last week for being so cool, has a propensity for throwing furniture. (It seems Kate feels superior, perhaps raising her family in a suburban setting where a drive is needed to reach the nearest coffee shop, while Laurie embraces city living.) In an unexpected turn of events, it appears that Laurie did not achieve partner status. The scene reaches its peak with Jaclyn and Kate sipping large glasses of white wine, subtly expressing concern for their friend’s drinking habits. Even the dramatic exclamation point, where Laurie pounds on the glass to frighten them, adds to the perfection of this scene.

In a more rephrased manner, the statement could be: “Is Laurie going to take another life or have her own life taken away? It seems as though taking someone else’s life may bring some form of solace to Laurie. However, I don’t foresee her meeting her demise.” To address the tone, it might be more appropriate to say: “It appears that Laurie may take another person’s life or suffer the same fate herself. But I don’t anticipate her losing her own life in this situation.

Jaclyn (Michelle Monaghan)

It seems strange that, given their intense connection, Jaclyn’s husband isn’t accompanying her on this trip, especially considering she rarely spends time with friends like Laurie (as evidenced by the length of time since they last met). The constant emphasis on him being attractive and often pursued suggests a need for validation or support. The mention of their relationship as a topic of gossip among Kate and Laurie implies doubts about its authenticity, with some speculating that they rarely interact in reality.

Will she end up as the one causing death or becoming the victim instead? Given her character, it could be quite fitting if the killing was more of a mishap, reminiscent of the ‘White Lotus’ series where deaths occur in an awkward and almost comical manner, rather than being a result of deliberate violence. It seems very much like Jaclyn to accidentally commit a murder.

Kate (Leslie Bibb)

Oh my, that awkward silence is palpable when she drops by to greet Victoria, who undeniably recalls her from the baby shower but chooses not to bring up the memory. Her discussion on bean consumption was almost unbearable for me.

It seems she’s currently safe from harm on either side. However, the storyline is still unfolding – it’s early in the game, isn’t it? Given her youthfulness and good health, fueled by all those beans, she appears to be quite resilient!

Saxon (Patrick Schwarzenegger)

He’s exactly as Chelsea puts it – quite a selfish, arrogant individual, coming from a lineage that seems to share similar traits. As you might predict, he behaves in typical fashion: he becomes aroused during massages and complains about not receiving a ‘happy ending.’ He also appears to be on Adderall and steroids most of the time. Although his portrayal is convincing and engaging, it currently lacks depth and I’m hoping for some unexpected twists or his character development taking an unusual turn soon.

Will his fate be to take another life or lose his own? Let’s delve deeper into the possibility of his demise. Here lies my enigmatic conjecture…

Piper (Sarah Catherine Hook)

As a devoted follower, I embarked on this journey with the expectation of feeling the divine presence of both God and Buddha. However, I find myself in an unpleasant predicament; instead, I’m surrounded by inappropriate behavior from men who just can’t seem to keep their eyes off me. The yoga enthusiast named Gary won’t stop giving me unwanted stares, while my two brothers are more interested in discussing my physical appearance rather than the spiritual aspects of our retreat. My father is currently unavailable, and my mother’s reaction to this situation can be summarized as “You all are overwhelming!

Will it be Piper who takes another’s life or will her life be taken instead? I find the concept of Piper being tested severely and choosing to commit fratricide intriguing. However, for now, let’s avoid having Saxon meet his end. Instead, let’s keep Lochlan alive.

Lochlan (Sam Nivola)

Lochlan uses his solitary moments in the sensory-deprivation tank and his bonding moments with Saxon discussing Piper’s intimate past. That’s quite something! When he awkwardly attempted to defend his question by telling his sister, “It’s strange that you’re so attractive that you’ve never had sex, like, as a way of praising you,” it made me want to submerge myself and I wasn’t even the one lounging on a hammock near the sea!

As for him, it seems neither harm nor peril will come his way for the moment. However, I’m closely monitoring him, as experience has taught me that the silent types are often the most unpredictable.

Victoria (Parker Posey)

In simpler terms,

This week, Victoria’s gender studies class was fascinating. She shared some key beliefs, such as actresses are essentially selling their services if they succeed; and it’s acceptable for your brother to engage in a subtly sexual form of abuse, provided both parties repress their resentment when grown-up, claiming they have a strong bond.

So, one might wonder what transpired at the Austin baby shower where Kate met Victoria? The tension emanating from her is intense. Is it possible that she’s so influenced by drugs (then or now) that she can’t remember Kate but feels embarrassed for forgetting and thus follows a subtle, passive-aggressive route instead?

As a movie aficionado, I find myself pondering: Will she mete out justice or face retribution herself? Given the revelation that her husband’s wealth was built on deceit and now vanishes into thin air, will she strike him down as payback in an instant of rage? Or will she try to navigate this treacherous situation with caution, knowing that the foundation of her life was tainted with laundered money?

Timothy (Jason Isaacs)

It seems every holiday has that one person who just can’t disconnect, and unfortunately, this time around it’s Timothy. How’s he faring? Not so hot, Bob! His predicament has been making headlines, from The Wall Street Journal to the Washington Post. I couldn’t help but laugh when he finally managed to reach Kenny and inquired about his involvement — perhaps wishfully thinking that the response would be a reassuring ‘Nah, you’re fine, mate’ — only to receive the crushing news: “YES, indeed, seek legal counsel immediately because we are ALL likely to end up IN PRISON.

Class question: If Timothy, despite his illegal activities like money laundering and bribery, only managed to accumulate $10 million, how much money would it take for you to consider risking getting caught for white-collar crimes?

It seems that character may resort to violence if necessary to escape unharmed, potentially harming Lochlan in the process. However, given the pattern on this show, it’s more likely that he will be the one meeting a violent end rather than being the perpetrator of such actions. For now, at least.

Rick (Walton Goggins)

As a movie critic, I found myself captivated by Rick’s character in the latest series. Much like Will Hunting in therapy, Rick seems to thrive on pushing boundaries and showcasing his unique resilience. He’s not your average character; there’s an edge to him that sets him apart.

His past is a dark one – his mother succumbed to drug addiction and overdosed when he was just 10, while his father passed away before he was even born. This tragic history has left Rick with a profound sense of self-deprecation, believing himself to be worthless. Yet, paradoxically, this very belief makes him dangerous, as he seems to have little left to lose, and the odds are high that we might witness some questionable actions from him before the season concludes.

The fact that Rick seemed so nonchalant about Chelsea being present during a burglary raises suspicion. Was Rick the culprit? It’s a possibility that crossed my mind while watching the show.

However, Rick’s current focus appears to be on his next plan – a trip to Bangkok, where Sritala’s wealthy husband is recuperating from a stroke. For him, it seems like more than just a field trip; it feels like the setup for his next grand scheme.

It seems like he will meet a violent end, either as the perpetrator or the victim in a potentially lethal confrontation.

Chelsea (Aimee Lou Wood)

Chelsea appears to be an empathetic Enneagram 9, with a heart reminiscent of an angel, who seems oblivious to the world’s most apparent sex workers. This leaves me questioning if we might encounter a twist similar to last season’s resourceful prostitutes, where she manages to outwit the con artist and leaves the men empty-handed instead. While I’m cheering for Chelsea in this situation, I would find it somewhat uninspiring, creatively speaking, if the storyline were to mirror season two too closely.

Is it conceivable that Chelsea could meet her end, or take someone else’s life instead? The notion of Chelsea being taken from us is something I can’t bring myself to accept! Yet, the thought of her as a formidable figure, perhaps after Rick calls her an “idiot” one time too many, does appeal to me.

Gary (f.k.a. Greg)

At what point did you feel strongest that Greg/Gary should pass away? For me, it was when he reacted dismissively to Chloe stating she’s Canadian instead of French by complaining, ‘Why do you have to be so precise about everything?’

Will he kill or be killed? I am actively praying for his downfall each and every day!!

Valentin (Arnas Fedaravičius)

As a movie buff, I can’t help but ponder over this intriguing scenario. It’s unclear whether his goal is to fan the flames among the triumphant blondes, but his act of giving these insecure, rivalrous women hard facts for comparison certainly raises eyebrows. It’s curious that he pointed out Laurie and Jaclyn’s numbers as being akin to “a woman half their age,” but curiously omitted such remarks when addressing Kate. One can’t help but wonder if he’s intentionally stirring up trouble for them, leading us to question: Is he trying to cause more problems, or is it merely coincidence?

It seems that he is safe at the moment, but there could potentially arise a situation where he might unwittingly become a victim of another person’s violent tendencies.

Mook (Lalisa Manobal)

It’s evident that Mook doesn’t harbor romantic feelings towards Gaitok. A part of me empathizes with her (just because a guy is kind doesn’t mean you have to feel romantically towards him), while another part thinks, dear lady, if you’re not trying to send mixed messages, you might want to reconsider eating the meals his mom prepared. It seems she may have been expecting this question, but couldn’t she have come up with a more tactful and clear response instead of “don’t be stupid” and “stop acting strange”?

As a cinephile, it’s difficult for me to imagine her becoming a killer, given her peaceful nature so far. She seems more like the type who avoids conflict. However, if Gaitok harbors any hidden grudges or toxic tendencies, I shudder to think about where this story might be heading. Fingers crossed that it doesn’t lead us down that dark path.

Gaitok (Tayme Thapthimthong)

This week has been a string of hard knocks for Gaitok. First came Mook’s rejection, though I admire the grand scale of his proposal – “Let’s go on a date tonight and every night” is quite endearing. However, it seems he might be in trouble over allowing the robber access during his security shift. As for more unfortunate news, it appears that eavesdropping on Timothy’s damaging conversation with Kenny was not wise. In such predicaments, ignorance can often prove to be bliss.

I’m concerned about his safety. As things stand now, I’m worried he may not survive this situation.

Keep an eye on:

Star Sritala, married to a potentially mysterious husband;
Professional Chloe, adept at managing her partner – wouldn’t it be shocking if we discovered she had taken someone’s life before?;
Amitra, the yoga instructor, given the constant dealings with irritating personalities, one could understand why he might lose his temper;
Belinda, whose role was limited this week, but her significance is such that she can’t be ignored!

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