The Only Baldwins Spinoff I’d Want to Watch

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In the midst of an uncertain and chaotic societal breakdown, one question lingers in the cultural sphere: Will the Baldwins make a comeback for another season on Discovery+? The docuseries delved into the lives of Alec and Hilaria Baldwin, their multitude of children and pets, during a tumultuous summer. This summer was marked by Alec’s trial in New Mexico over the 2021 shooting incident on the Rust set, followed by his return to New York to confront his future. The finale airing this Sunday concludes a peculiar, disheartening, yet at times hilarious series about an extraordinary family unlike any other. Alec quipped that for a second season, his kids demand more money – a lot more money. A second or third season appears ominous for a family who has already endured enough. The majority of the children seem uncomfortable in front of the camera, and how many times can we watch Alec and Hilaria debate parenting over brunch? It seems inevitable that there will be another season, but perhaps the Baldwins should step away from the Rust and family drama for a more focused spin-off in the future. The question remains: who should the show focus on for a fresh perspective?

Without a doubt, the standout sensation of this season is none other than Ilaria, affectionately known as Baby, the youngest child of Alec and Hilaria. This little one is truly legendary: She’s mostly bald, loves to explore, and always seems to create a mess wherever she goes. It may appear that she quietly commands the household, as adults and siblings bend to her whims as she navigates from room to room, seemingly with unlimited access to their Hamptons mansion. However, it’s important to note that Baby is not yet ready for a full television season. At this stage, she can’t express herself in clear sentences, and while a show centered around a baby could have an eccentric vintage charm reminiscent of pre-WWII Disney shorts, it might not align with the tastes of Discovery+ viewers.

The program might shift its focus to highlight Hilaria’s yoga practice and her relationship with her eldest daughter, Carmen. At 11 years old, Carmen exhibits an adult-like maturity and a playful banter with Hilaria that resembles a typical mother-daughter bond. This duo could engage in activities such as cooking, crafting, or discussing skincare tips, much like Joan and Melissa Rivers, offering humorous insights on topics like Alec, celebrities, fashion, and more for a modern audience.

As a devoted fan, I can’t help but notice the perfect opportunity for a spin-off series from “The Baldwins” that seems to be lurking in the wings. This potential show is already hinted at within the fabric of the ongoing season – it’s the PBS-like segment where Alec often delves into the history of various subjects, igniting a spark of curiosity that can sometimes be met with a yawn or a gentle reprimand from his family members. From discussing the Hamptons’ history to delving deep into Long Island’s past, the ocean, the Suffolk County water authority, and even old houses in their neighborhood, Alec’s fascination is evident.

The show’s creators might think that these topics make Alec tedious or dull, as the title “The Baldwins” suggests. However, I believe they’re missing an opportunity here. Instead of capitalizing on the Baldwin family’s extensive brood for more television content, the focus should shift towards allowing Alec to expound upon his areas of passion. After all, knowledge is not boring; it’s the key to understanding and appreciating our world a little better each day.

Beyond his acting career, Alec Baldwin truly excels here: He’s a fantastic host on WQXR, and much like many men of a certain age, he finds great joy in sharing knowledge or reading facts out loud in real time. Given that he’s Alec Baldwin, with his deep voice and dry wit, even topics like the Suffolk County water authority can become fascinating. While these anecdotes might not resonate in households where the average age is 8, it’s conceivable that a show titled Reading a Random Wikipedia Page With Alec or Alec Explains the Hamptons could transform the experience from voyeuristic entertainment to gentle learning. There are many more stories in the Baldwin family, if only the show would allow Alec to share them, even if they might seem dull at first.

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2025-04-14 17:55