As a long-time viewer of this baking extravaganza, I must say, this week’s episode had me scratching my head more than ever! The challenge to create a cookie puppet theater was as baffling as a Yorkshire pudding with no gravy – utterly pointless and confusing.
It’s quite surprising when unexpected events occur on the popular show, “The Great British Bake Off”. Contestants are meant to beat egg whites until they’re stiff, discuss their pets at home with their companions, and lend a hand to each other in completing tasks under an extremely tight deadline, tighter than Sandi Toksvig. They aren’t supposed to get sick, faint, slip off their stools, or share details about their children who are still awaited in the heavenly puppet theater made entirely of cookies. I find it hard to believe that I actually typed that entire sentence, and it’s all factual.
Jeff, our American teammate, was the first to leave the show, which seemed like he was asked to depart by the United States. This is similar to if President Trump decided to withdraw America from NATO, but with a friendly cup of tea and a colorful hat instead of his usual appearance. Despite completing the initial task, Jeff appeared unwell before the technical challenge and could not continue. Instead of causing a scene, he calmly left through an elegant garden door adorned with ivy, making it one of the most sophisticated exits ever seen on reality TV. This isn’t like a Housewife storming out of a reunion show; it was just our Bronx-born friend gracefully disappearing from view.
Regarding the fainting incident, it was young Illiyin who seemed to experience empathetic fainting due to Jeff’s situation. Just moments after they completed their masterpiece in baking, she appeared to be overcome by a wave of faintness, tumbling to the floor, and was swiftly assisted by the on-site medical team. If this event had unfolded on Survivor, Jeff Probst would likely have exclaimed in her ear, “That’s how you play Survivor!”, as the camera zeroed in on the beads of sweat forming on her forehead. However, on our show, the medic requests privacy, and the scene becomes subdued. Could it be that incorporating genuine human experiences into the realm of reality television results in such moments?
After the evaluation of the showstoppers, my partner Dylan, who resembles a charming pirate with a newly acquired Cos wardrobe, tumbled from his seat as he grabbed his water bottle. It sparked concerns about a potential outbreak of some disease within the tent, but luckily it was merely an instance of carelessness. Alternatively, it might have been that Dylan stumbled upon my Instagram account and was sent reeling by the palpable attraction we share digitally. (Just joking, it was probably clumsiness.)
This week’s initial task in the intense cookie competition is to bake a set of Viennese sandwich cookies, a treat I was unfamiliar with until my relocation to the U.K. However, they have since become a staple for my post-dinner indulgences. The British equivalent of Little Debbies, Mr. Kipling’s, produces delicious versions filled with cream and raspberry jam. It seems the challenge creators either have a keen eye for popular biscuit brands or simply take inspiration from the cookie section of a Tesco supermarket.
As a cinema enthusiast, I must admit that most contestants are delivering impressive performances, except for Hazel. In her initial attempt at biscuit dough, she seems to have forgotten the essential ingredient – butter – and in her second round, she underbaked them, resulting in flat and unappetizing coffee and hazelnut rounds. The judges aren’t too fond of them either. Christiaan is attempting tarragon biscuits with a blueberry and lavender filling, but I can’t help but wish he would revert to the traditional flavors. Last week, he was experimenting with miso, and now his biscuits are reminiscent of the perfume counter at a discount store. Honestly, his over-the-top flavor combinations might just be pushing me away. Sumayah creates breathtaking swans with blackberry jam and goat cheese buttercream, but she finds them disgusting. Apparently, her parents are Paul and Prue, as they seem to adore them just as much.
Among the standouts, I’ve got Andy’s immaculate PB&J cookies and my beloved Dylan with his “campfire cookies” laced with praline and burnt meringue. One side dipped in chocolate, they’re as appealing as Dylan himself. Unfortunately, Hazel’s biscuits are flat, Jeff baked a doctor’s note to leave the tent forever, and Georgie attempted rhubarb and custard cookies – a classic British favorite that’s truly delightful. However, the dehydrated rhubarb she used turned an unusual color, giving her biscuits the appearance of a rose gold iPhone left out in the rain for an entire month of Tuesdays.
The technical aspect is to make a mint cream cookie; honestly, they sound disgusting. It’s like a thin mint, but the cookie is shortbread and there is some weird frosting filling in them. They also look like a sand dollar wearing a backpack or a Pog with a giant tumor. I don’t like it at all. The biggest problem everyone has is tempering the dark chocolate coating and then getting it on their cookies. Dylan, coming from the top in the signature, makes a pile of cookies that look like the grass at the dog park after someone sets off a firework. Just absolute rubbish. He’s in last place, and just before him is Andy, whose cookies literally stick to the presentation board. At the top are Sumayah (of course) and last week’s winner John. However, the shocking winner is farmer Mike, who was in 11th place last week when they had to make Mr. Kipling’s Battenburgs.
Oh my goodness, as a devoted admirer, I find myself utterly bewildered, dear Queen Elizabeth II’s ghostly presence! The task at hand is nothing short of extraordinary – crafting a puppet theater from cookies! This is the kind of challenge that leaves me scratching my head, especially when it involves creating something structurally sound, and all we have are limited choices of biscuits. It seems like I need a Master’s in Architecture just to get started! Who on earth could come up with such an intricate idea? Could it possibly be the ingenious mind behind Mr. Kipling’s delectable creations?
Everyone needs to share a tale as well. Andy’s narrates an adventure of a pig on the highway A12. (Here, they number their highways this way. It’s quite peculiar.) John’s is about a stroll in Wales he takes with his pet dog. Nelly’s seems to be more philosophical, comparing life to a forest filled with challenges, yet always offering hope in the form of a guiding light. Sometimes, that light is a star, and other times it’s her unborn children. She doesn’t elaborate further, but given my preference for escapism rather than deep thoughts, I’d appreciate if Nelly could just share a story about encountering a mermaid or something less introspective next time?
It’s evident that Hazel is grappling with the challenge, particularly as Sumayah assists her in completing her Punch and Judy theater. Additionally, it appears that Dylan is facing difficulties as well. His theater concept revolves around a Japanese myth about a forest creature, which self-immolates and receives heavenly acceptance from a moon goddess, as told by his father. It seems these individuals are dealing with rather peculiar and perhaps eerie themes related to their respective projects.
It appears Dylan’s theater is nothing short of fantastic, boasting enormous macarons reminiscent of Japanese art and a miniature creature bound for heaven. Interestingly, his creation is unique as it lacks traditional front curtains and has an undeniably English charm to it. Unfortunately, Hazel’s design is just as poor as we anticipated, resembling a massive white cube smothered in salt. Illiyin isn’t present to showcase her masterpiece, while Noel faces the mortification of presenting something that looks like an unfinished strawberry field.
Sumayah is the one who stole the show with her wheeled puppet theater that rolled beautifully. The judges found it both appealing and tasty. On the other hand, Christiaan created something extraordinary – a story about a boy and his teddy bear discovering a tent filled with candies, leading to their happiness. His creation has four rotating scenes, each meticulously detailed, and an equally intricate front stage. It’s amazing how they both managed to create such masterpieces within the same time frame. And just when I was about to criticize Christiaan for his unusual flavors, he outdid himself with a stunning success.
In this intense competition, I was convinced that Christiaan would claim the Star Baker title effortlessly, but surprisingly, it went to Sumayah instead. Though her technical and signature bakes were superior, I believe his extraordinary showstopper should have clinched him the victory. It’s not a shock that Hazel was dismissed; her skills just didn’t seem up to par compared to others. Last week, I anticipated she would make it to episode three, but Jeff’s premature exit might have influenced that outcome. With so many events unfolding in a single episode, who gets eliminated seems less significant.
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