The End of Sleep: Nasdaq and NYSE Surrender to Crypto’s 24/7 Demands 🕰️💸
What to know:
- Nasdaq and the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) are working toward offering 24/7 stock trading to meet global investor demand.
- Nasdaq has begun engaging with regulators, while the NYSE has already received approval to extend trading hours.
- Round-the-clock trading could boost liquidity and volume as traders are no longer restricted by time zones.
Alas, the sweet slumber of the night is about to be disrupted by the incessant demands of the global market. For too long, traders have been bound by the shackles of time zones, forced to rest their weary eyes and idle hands while the world slept. But no more, dear friends! The Nasdaq and New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) have finally succumbed to the will of the crypto overlords, announcing plans to offer round-the-clock trading to meet the insatiable appetites of global investors.
As one Nasdaq executive so eloquently put it, “We definitely see that this is where the markets are moving.” Ah, yes, the markets are indeed moving – straight into the depths of madness, it seems. For what is this but a surrender to the whims of the crypto gods, who demand to be worshiped 24/7, 365 days a year? 🤯
Both Nasdaq and the NYSE are scrambling to receive approval for their new 24-hour trading schedules, with Nasdaq already engaged in a game of regulatory cat-and-mouse while the NYSE has, rather conveniently, received the green light. One can only assume that the regulators are too busy counting their crypto profits to bother with such mundane concerns as “market stability” and “trader sanity.”
But what of the benefits of this brave new world, you ask? Ah, my friends, they are manifold! With round-the-clock trading, market liquidity and volume will soar, as traders are no longer bound by the constraints of time zones. It’s a brave new world, indeed – one in which the concept of sleep becomes a distant memory, replaced by the constant glow of screens and the endless chatter of the markets.
As one Nasdaq executive so aptly put it, “We’re hearing it across the board from global broker dealers, clients who they’re servicing, even within the U.S., there’s a number of U.S. brokers that already are offering overnight trading because their customers are used to trading crypto in those hours.” Ah, yes, the customers are used to it – because they’re zombies, stumbling through the night, driven by the insatiable hunger for crypto and the constant need to check their screens.
Nasdaq, of course, has a vested interest in this new world order, listing a number of crypto-related products, including the iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) and the spot ETF issued by BlackRock. And just today, the exchange listed two Solana (SOL) futures ETFs issued by Volatility Shares. Because, why not? 🤑
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2025-03-20 21:43