Ah, dear reader, lend me your earāand perhaps a touch of your skepticismāas the illustrious Robert Kiyosaki, that ever-watchful hawk perched upon the roost of financial prophecy, has once again sounded his trumpet! The author of the venerable tome āRich Dad Poor Dad,ā a work as full of wisdom as a Cossackās knapsack is full of nuts, boldly declares that the mighty Bitcoin shall ascend to the lofty pinnacle of at least $180,000 this very year. Surely, a sum fit to make even the miserly merchantās beard tremble!
But he does not stop there, no! With a glint in his eye no less bright than the gold-plated samovar in a Ukrainian peasantās hut, Kiyosaki hints that the cryptocurrency might even topple the sacred mountain of $200,000. Imagine, dear friends, a coin so valuable it could purchase a small army of babushkas with their borscht pots and balalaikas!
Ever the prophet of gloomācall him the financial Rasputināour sage revels in the chaos he foresaw. The tariff-driven tempest that has battered the stock market, sending brokers scattering like startled steppes horses, is to him a victory parade of sorts. āI told you so!ā he seems to croon from his gilded balcony.
His counsel is clear as a glass of vodka at a winter feast: clutch Bitcoin and the noble metals silver and gold as your talismans against the āpremeditated disasterā that threatens to wipe away the greenback itself. The U.S. Dollar Index, that grand scoreboard of dollar might, is being swept away like leaves before a fierce Ukraine windstorm.
True, the golden Bitcoin did stumble below $80,000ātripped, perhaps, by a mischievous babushkaās knitting needleābut analysts, those modern-day sorcerers of numbers, assure us it remains far stronger than mortal minds dared hope.
At this writing, according to the oracle CoinGecko, Bitcoin dances at $84,569, having once kissed the heavens at $108,786 in Januaryāhigh enough to make even the most stoic Russian bear blink in awe.
Just last moon, Kiyosaki, emboldened by the United Statesā strange pact to hoard Bitcoin like a secret treasure, vowed to purchase more of this digital gold. What a curious specimenāa capitalist who trusts in bits and bytes rather than cold hard cash! Madness or genius? Only time, that great prankster, will tell.
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2025-04-20 21:37