In a twist absolutely no one saw coming—unless, of course, you’re the sort to read press releases for fun—Ethena has cozied up with the TON Foundation. Their shared mission? Unleashing synthetic stablecoins (that’s USDe and sUSDe for those keeping track at home) directly into the beating heart of the Telegram ecosystem. Because what Telegram chats needed wasn’t fewer stickers, but more synthetic dollars. 🤑
But wait, there’s more! Not only will these coins shimmy their way into Telegram’s own wallet (finally, a place for your lunch money and your meme budget), they’ll also pop up in all the familiar TON hangouts—Tonkeeper, TONHub, and probably your dreams if you’re really into DeFi. Talk about being everywhere at once, like glitter on craft day.
If the idea of launching stablecoins into the wilds of your group chats seems like a bizarre fever dream, don’t worry—it’s reality now. Billions of Telegram users will be able to sling digital assets back and forth with all the reckless abandon of sending cat gifs. The future is here, it’s synthetic, and it’s probably going to ask you to update your wallet. 🪙🚀
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2025-05-01 12:35