Picture, if you will, good people, the curtain rises upon the month of April—a time of spring, yet not so blooming on the stage of Solana. An oh-so-dreadful villainy appeared: a flaw so grave, it would let any rascal mint tokens like counterfeit Louis d’ors or whisk your digital purse straight from your account! Lest panic seize the crowd, our cast of ‘validators’ donned their best capes, convened post-haste, and—hélas!—launched an emergency patch, as quietly as a tapestry moth after midnight. But hush—what shadows now lurk backstage? Whispers of “Decentralization!” flood the parquet! 😱
Solana’s Secret Nocturnal Fix Leaves the Crypto Gallery in Uproar! 🦹♂️🤫
The fleet-footed fix enacted by Solana’s not-so-invisible handmaidens was, indeed, effective—so effective that not a single rogue managed to mint play-money or sneak off with loot. A triumph? Mais oui! Yet, dear audience, the plot thickens. A postmortem (no duels involved) revealed that, on April 17, a very droll cabal of validators stealthily deployed not one but deux patches. Unlimited tokens? Avoided! Accounts emptied? Averted! But at what cost, camarades?
Solana’s principal actors executed this scene with such hush-hush haste that one wonders: if thunder can strike so swiftly for the virtuous, what might it do for the villainous? A network saved—yet faith, a little shaken.
Our tale now introduces monsieur Grant Hummer (a tragic name for such a skeptical sorcier), hailing from the house of Etherealize, protector of the Ethereum province. He critiqued the caprice and celerity of Solana’s intervention. “With such prowess to hard fork under the moon’s watch, who is to say what havoc our camaraderie might wreak at the drop of a tricorne?” quoth he, “Could your assets not be frozen, burgled, or simply erased in a puff of smoke?” 🍷
If your chain can hard fork overnight with a small group of datacenter validators in a Discord chat room, what else can it do overnight? Steal, freeze or delete your assets, maybe?
Hummer, with the suspicion of a playwright’s jilted lover, pondered: “Suppose our dashing Anatoly Yakovenko were menaced by kings or bureaucrats… Would the fate of Solana rest in hands of just a few actors? Sacrebleu!”
Some retort, “Why, Ethereum and Bitcoin’s company would act the same, under such circumstances!” But Hummer insists: their actors take an age to decide on which costume to wear, let alone change the plot. “This,” he scoffs, “is not blockchain—’tis but the accountants’ closet at Versailles.”
And lo—the farce is not new! As in August past, another emergency patch was applied under cover of night (see here). The audience whispers, “Encore?!” So, is this a drama of decentralization, or merely the Comedy of the Centralized? Stay tuned: in crypto, the next act is just one hotfix away. 🎭🤷♂️
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