During the opening of “Saturday Night Live” on May 3rd, Donald Trump took time to highlight his achievements and issued several fresh executive orders. In this episode, James Austin Johnson once again portrayed the president, who was joined by Stephen Miller (played by Mikey Day) and Marco Rubio (Marcello Hernández), as they collaborated on moving forward with their plans.
During self-introduction, Trump playfully compared himself to “Your future religious leader,” alluding to his recent post on social media where an AI-generated image of him was depicted as a Pope.
After that, he took a moment to commend himself for being “in office for 100 years… or rather, just days,” as Miller stepped in to assist Trump in signing additional executive orders.
Among the changes he proclaimed:
*Funding for PBS and “Sesame Street” has been reinstated, so Elmo will no longer be detained by ICE. Trump’s comment about Elmo being linked to El Salvador through the letter ‘L’ is no longer applicable. Elmo is now free to return.
*Creating the Belichick law: “We’re going to make girlfriends hot again!”
Despite J.K. Rowling’s controversial views on transgender issues, particularly considering her creation of the Harry Potter universe which has served as a cherished haven for millennials struggling with their self-image.
* Banish specters, as Donald Trump claims, “On every Christmas Eve, I am haunted by three spirits, and I can’t understand a word they say.
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2025-05-04 07:16