Ah, the sweet, tragic tale of Suchir Balaji, the 26-year-old AI wunderkind who met his untimely end under what the authorities so cleverly called a “suicide.” But hold onto your monocle, darling, for his parents have come forward with a revelation that would make any detective worth their salt rub their chin in confusion. It appears that Suchir might not have simply succumbed to the whims of fate—but rather, met with a second bullet. Yes, that’s right, two bullets, not one, and I’m sure San Francisco’s finest will have quite a lot to explain.
In a thrilling appearance on the PBD Podcast (oh, the drama!), Balaji’s parents have unveiled fresh evidence that could make a courtroom thriller look like a children’s bedtime story. A second opinion from a radiologist suggests that, instead of the “one-and-done” scenario the police proposed, Suchir might’ve been struck by a 9mm bullet not once, but twice. What’s next? A third bullet for good measure? 🎯
Now, dear reader, let’s travel back to November 26, 2024—Suchir’s untimely demise in his San Francisco apartment, just days before he was set to testify in a rather juicy lawsuit involving OpenAI and The New York Times. Allegations of OpenAI’s unethical use of copyrighted materials for AI training were about to hit the courtroom, but alas, our dear Suchir was no longer available for his moment in the sun. Some might say the timing was… suspicious. But who could possibly think such a thing? 🤔
Of course, the official ruling—ah, how convenient—was suicide. But not so fast, say the parents, who have now uncovered evidence that would make even the most hardened investigator raise an eyebrow. Among the juicy bits: a police body-cam video in which an officer casually remarks, “This looks like a homicide.” Oops, did someone slip up? 🕵️♂️
But wait, there’s more! The crime scene was a masterpiece of incompetence, with officers casually handling evidence as though they were casually strolling through a farmer’s market, and—plot twist—all security cameras decided to go on strike at the exact moment of death. Is that not the very definition of a *convenient* malfunction? Oh, but it doesn’t end there. A fan, yes, a fan, was placed in the apartment before the medical examiner had a chance to check the scene. Tampering with evidence? Or just a little too much enthusiasm for a gentle breeze? 🌬️
The autopsy, the golden standard of investigation, was, shall we say, less than thorough. One bullet wound, they said. Suicide, they said. But not a single X-ray or CT scan, darling, to be found! Not a single note of a suicide letter, and dare we mention the curious lack of attention to Suchir’s cheekbone fracture and knee abrasions? Oh, and that little thing called blood spatter in the bathroom sink? Certainly not the mark of someone who simply “gave up.” What a mystery indeed! 🔍
It seems, my dear reader, that Suchir’s ties to the world of AI—those pesky little connections to OpenAI and a looming legal battle—may have had a teensy role to play in his sudden departure from this mortal coil. Surely, it’s a coincidence that the young man was about to become a star witness in a lawsuit that could shake the very foundations of AI. But no, Suchir’s parents believe there was foul play afoot, and they are calling for a fresh inquiry into his death. As they say, if you don’t ask questions, the answers remain ever so elusive. 🙄
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2025-03-26 22:29