Oy vey! 😱 Hold onto your wallets, folks, because this is a real meshuggeneh story! The OM token just pulled the greatest vanishing act since my mother-in-law’s appetite at an all-you-can-eat buffet. We’re talking a 93% drop faster than a gentile at a Passover seder!
From $6.2 to $0.43? That’s not a dip, that’s a schlep to rock bottom! 🕳️ Some traders are crying “rug pull” louder than my Uncle Morty when someone touches his remote control. One investor, Gordon (probably not Jewish, but we’ll work with him), took to X saying this could be “the biggest rug pull since LUNA/FTX.” Such drama! Such geschrei! 🎭
But wait! There’s more! Co-founder JP Mullin (definitely not Jewish) comes out saying “We’re not going anywhere!” Well, neither is my hemorrhoid, but that doesn’t make it good news! 🤷♂️ They’re blaming it on “reckless liquidations” – which sounds like what happens after eating too much Chinese food, if you ask me.
And get this – just months ago, they were making deals in Dubai like they were selling ice to Eskimos! A $1 billion tokenization deal? That’s more inflated than my cousin Bernie’s ego after his son got into medical school! 🏥
Now the future of OM is shakier than a fiddler on the roof! Remember folks, in crypto as in life: when something seems too good to be true, it probably is – just like my Aunt Sadie’s “all-natural” face lift! 😂
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2025-04-14 07:00