Shocking Crypto Stocks! Save Your Wallet Now! 🚀💰

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Ah! Mes chers amis, the realm of American stocks linked to the mysterious world of Crypto makes its grand return, comme d’habitude! Today, Cipher Mining (CIFR), Abits Group (ABTS), and Bit Digital (BTBT) are dancing in the limelight. Investors are as giddy as a peacock—thanks to some ecosystem updates! đŸŽ©âœš

Cipher Mining (CIFR)

Oh la la! Cipher Mining’s shares soar like a pheasant in the spring pre-market after revealing its May 2025 operational update. What a surprise! Their Bitcoin mining is as vigorous as a passion-loving Annapolitan. During a single month, they mined about 179 BTC, sold 64 BTC, and held 966 BTC—quelle horreur! And with 75,000 rigs and a 13.5 EH/s hashrate, mon Dieu, the efficiency!

They’ve secured rigs to fully exploit 150 MW at Black Pearl! When done, their hashrate may reach 23.1 EH/s—une vĂ©ritable usine Ă  gaz! Currently trading at $3.73, up 9%, the market is clearly delighted—RSI at 61.88, humming along like a well-oiled machine. Si cela continue, CIFR pourrait atteindre $4.03—imaginez! But beware, a demand drop could send it spiraling down to $3.48—like my cousin in a dance hall after too much sparkling water! đŸ„‚

Abits Group (ABTS)

Mes chers spectateurs, behold! Abits Group, that brave little miner, just published its Q1 results—unaudited, but still! Gross profit at 46.1%, despite a 17.2% revenue decline—what a feat! During the quarter, they mined 18.86 coins, a 50% plunge, due to the blessed Bitcoin halving of April 2024, but grazie to higher prices, profits held strong.

Trading at $4.09, up 7%, this stock’s bullish now—Chaikin Money Flow rising like a soufflĂ©, reaching 0.05. Demand grows, and Abits might reach $4.76, like a proud peacock! Or, if the selling mobs come, it could tumble to $3.17—like a soufflĂ© deflated, n’est-ce pas? đŸ„Ž

Bit Digital (BTBT)

Mais oui! Bit Digital is bubbling with pre-market excitement. Their HPC subsidiary, WhiteFiber, just bought a 96-acre fortress in North Carolina—mon Dieu! The stock stands at $2.67, up 7%, with trading volume dancing to the tune of profit! Si la tendance continue, it could climb to $2.81—oh là là!

But beware! A resurgence of seller fatigue could send it tumbling back to $2.54—like a puppy chasing its tail. Ah, the thrilling rollercoaster of crypto investments! đŸŽąđŸ”„

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2025-06-05 17:50