As if the world needed another reason to argue at dinner parties, Coinbase traders can now gleefully swap their hard-earned digital coins for the dazzling new token of an “omni-chain tool” that—naturally—claims to revolutionize artificial intelligence (because why not?). 🤖
In a truly eyebrow-raising development, the nation’s favorite crypto exchange, presumably fueled by strong coffee and bountiful optimism, unleashed support for Wayfinder (PROMPT) on Thursday, precisely when the token decided to make its grand entrance into the blockchain circus. 🥳
Wayfinder proudly introduces itself as an omni-chain gadget “providing groundbreaking ways for AI to interact with blockchain environments,” which sounds only slightly less complex than trying to teach a cat to tap dance. 🤷♂️
The fine print—some call it a whitepaper—promises that Wayfinder will even moonlight in blockchain-based games, presumably to help those poor digital swords and pixelated fairies find their existential purpose. 🎮
“Wayfinder is an AI agent framework able to power blockchain-based games, with Parallel Studios’ Colony as an initial game incorporating Wayfinder’s technology, as well as provide generalized on-chain AI capabilities to both developers and non-technical users. Wayfinder’s innovations in enabling AI agents to operate within blockchain environments are achieved via the development of what is being termed ‘wayfinding paths,’ which serve as an instruction set and roadmap for AI agents. This enables them to navigate blockchain environments with the goal of attaining a unique endpoint, such as a particular DEX on XYZ chain, a decentralized marketplace, or a Web3 enabled tool.”
Just to keep everyone guessing, PROMPT decided to plummet by more than 27% on its debut trading day, leaving onlookers with a befuddled mix of excitement and mild panic. 🤦♂️
Coinbase, never one to miss a dramatic flourish, also slapped “an experimental label” on this newfangled asset—because nothing says “trust us” like a label telling you it might self-destruct at any moment due to wild price swings and lackluster liquidity. Hold onto your keyboards, folks! 🤯
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2025-04-12 03:04