Shiba Inu: It’s Going To Be Yuge! Or Not? 🤷

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So, the Shiba Inu people, they’re saying “calm down, calm down” 🙄. Like anyone’s actually calm when their meme coin is tanking. Apparently, it’s lost 9% in a week! Nine percent! Who even notices that small of a loss? It’s like finding a nickel on the street… is it even worth bending over? And a 40% drop since January 2025? That’s just… pretty, pretty, pretty bad. 📉

Market Volatility. I Blame Bitcoin.

Bitcoin, that’s the real problem. Goes down to $74,000 and suddenly everyone’s panicking. It’s a domino effect. Ethereum, altcoins, and poor little Shiba Inu gets caught in the crossfire. Trading at $0.00001103? Who comes up with these numbers? It’s like they’re trying to make my head explode.💥

They’re “Developing” Something. Maybe?

Lucie, the marketing person, she’s on X (formerly Twitter, because who uses that anymore?) saying they’re still working hard. Oh, really? In this market? That’s… optimistic. “Subdued market sentiment” – that’s one way to put it. I’d say it’s more like “utter despair”. 💀

REAL CHAT

Yeah, the market looks gloomy and the mood feels heavy right now.
But behind the scenes? It’s a different story.

New tech is getting ready to roll out.
Fresh opportunities are already here.
And we’re connecting with more good people every day.

Some things you’ll hear…

— 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐄 (@LucieSHIB) April 8, 2025

New tech? Fresh opportunities? Sounds like a used car salesman. She says it’s “so big” it’ll take time. Oh, great. More waiting. I hate waiting. 😡

Ignore the Detractors! Or, You Know, Don’t.

They want us to ignore the price and focus on the “technological innovation”. Innovation? It’s a meme coin! What innovation is there? It’s not like they’re curing cancer here. 🤔 Fear, uncertainty, and doubt “build nothing”? Well, neither does losing all your money. 🤷‍♂️

Market struggles are “temporary bumps”. Yeah, that’s what they all say. Until it’s not temporary anymore. Then what? I’m just saying. 🧐

Ambitious Price Targets. Good Luck With That.

They’re still talking about a 12-fold rise to $0.0001833. In this economy? Maybe if pigs fly. 🐷 And $0.01 per token? That’s just delusional. Seriously. Get a grip. 🤦‍♂️

Karma system on Puppynet? Rewards for participation? Sounds like a pyramid scheme with extra steps. 🙄

Market volatility is a “challenge”. I’d say it’s a disaster. But hey, they’re “developing good technology”. That’ll fix everything. Right? 🤪

Long-term development, not short-term price action. That’s their message. In other words, “Don’t blame us when you lose all your money. It’s a long game!” 🎰

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2025-04-11 00:43