Alright, let’s talk about Ripple’s latest stunt. They just dropped a casual $1.25 billion 💰 on Hidden Road. Yeah, a “prime broker.” Sounds fancy, right? Like the kind of place you go to get a prime rib, except there’s no steak—just digital assets and possibly a side of salt?
Today, Ripple announced it is acquiring Hidden Road for $1.25B—turns out you can buy a lot more than groceries with that kind of money. They’re now the first crypto company to own a global, multi-asset prime broker. I guess that’s a nice little trophy for the mantle. 🏆
What does this mean? Well, they’re basically mixing your grandfather’s old-school finance with the newfangled digital stuff. Hidden Road’s no slouch either—these folks are handling trillions of dollars. Trillions! I can’t even handle my own Netflix password half the time, but sure, let’s throw around “trillion” like it’s pocket change. 🤷♂️
Apparently, the U.S. crypto scene is warming up, and Ripple wants to ride that wave like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet. According to CEO Brad Garlinghouse, the regulatory clouds are parting. Finally, sunshine for all the institutional big shots who can’t wait to dip their toes in crypto.
Now, Hidden Road’s about to get a boost from Ripple’s deep pockets… as if $1.25 billion wasn’t enough. More licenses, more power, more everything. At this rate, I’m half-expecting them to buy a small island next. But who am I to judge? If you’ve got a billion bucks, go wild. 🍿
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