So, Paul Atkins, the guy President Trump decided should run the SEC, just casually disclosed he and his wife, Sarah, are sitting on a cool $327 million in assets before his big confirmation hearing on March 27. Because, you know, nothing says “trust me with your money” like a billionaire in charge of financial regulations. 💰
This little nugget of information came straight from the U.S. Office of Government Ethics, because they love a good scandal as much as we do. Atkins’ wealth includes a portfolio that’s a cocktail mix of his consulting firm, Patomak Global Partners, and Tamko Building Products, which, spoiler alert, is a roofing company that Sarah’s family runs. So, at least he’s got that going for him when it rains politically! ☔️
And get this, he’s got up to $50 million just chillin’ in membership interest at Patomak, plus some shiny options at Securitize between $250,000 and $500,000. And let’s not forget the $1 million to $5 million he has stashed away in Off the Chain Capital—a fancy name for a crypto investment firm. Hey, maybe he should just run a reality show at this point: “Keeping Up with the Crypto-cujins.” 📈
If he gets the green light, Atkins promises to step down as Patomak’s CEO and sell off his stocks, because nothing screams honesty like a forced exit. His finances are poised to be a hot topic during his Senate Banking Committee hearing, where Senator Elizabeth Warren is ready to give him the third degree about his ties to FTX and other crypto mischief makers. But don’t worry! Some Republicans, like Senator Cynthia Lummis, are all about giving him the benefit of the doubt. Because why not throw caution to the wind? 🎢
This whole nomination is a big deal, folks. It’s an attempt to fill the vacancy left by former SEC Chair Gary Gensler, with Mark Uyeda currently playing the part of the acting chair. If confirmed, this decision could send seismic waves through the already shaky landscape of cryptocurrency regulation in the U.S. Buckle up, it’s going to be a wild ride! 🌪️
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2025-03-26 10:12