On a fateful Monday, the formidable Michael Saylor, founder of Strategy, declared with a flourish that his firm had snatched more of the elusive Bitcoin, leaving crypto enthusiasts in a frenzy of speculation and confusion. 🐟✨
On October 20th, the enigmatic Saylor let the cat out of the bag-his Bitcoin treasury, Strategy, had gobbled up an extra helping of the digital golden coin. With 168 BTC, worth a cool $18.8 million, each Bitcoin now costs a staggering $112,051. “Our Bitcoin yield is a splendid 26.0% this year!” Saylor crowed, “And as of October 19th, 2025, we’re hoarding a staggering 640,418 BTC, all for a mere $47.4 billion. Each Bitcoin, of course, is priced at a cozy $74,010.” 🧙♂️💰

Saylor’s latest acquisition has firmly etched Strategy into the annals of Bitcoin history as the most unapologetic whale, stacking satoshis like a child hoards candy. With 640,418 BTC now tucked safely in their digital vaults, their faith in the orange coin is as unshakable as a stone. “Every dip is just a call to double down!” Saylor might say, if he weren’t too busy counting his coins. At press time, BTC was trading at $110,939, a mere whisper below the price Strategy paid for their latest 168 BTC. 🐟📉
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