Sam Bankman-Fried, the erstwhile crypto prodigy now cloaked in the ignominy of fraud, seems to have discovered a novel asset class: the fickle whims of political fortune. 🎰
Once a darling of Democratic coffers, the former FTX maestro now serenades the Department of Justice, the judiciary, and the very machinery that ensnared him in one of the most spectacular financial debacles of our time. 🎻
Though sentenced to a quarter-century behind bars on March 28, 2024, Bankman-Fried, in a tête-à-tête with the New York Sun, unveiled his latest legal stratagem: denial. “I don’t think anyone was guilty,” he declared, a statement so audacious it might as well have been whispered by a man trying to convince himself that gravity is optional. 🪂
This sudden dalliance with Trumpian rhetoric is no mere coincidence. With his parents reportedly scheming for a presidential pardon, the erstwhile billionaire seems to be cribbing notes from Ryan Salame, his former lieutenant who, before surrendering to his seven-and-a-half-year sentence, also bemoaned political persecution. 📚
The pivot is as pragmatic as it is pathetic. Recall, if you will, the days when Bankman-Fried was the self-proclaimed adult in the crypto casino, showering Democratic campaigns with donations like a benevolent rainmaker. 🌧️
Now, he gazes longingly toward a president who, swayed by years of advocacy, granted clemency to Ross Ulbricht, the architect of the Silk Road darknet marketplace, on January 21st. 🕸️
Whether Bankman-Fried can charm a similar favor from Trump remains to be seen. Unlike Ulbricht, however, he may find himself bereft of the same fervent chorus of supporters clamoring for his redemption. 🎭
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