Ah, Russia, where the roads are paved with rubles and crypto is reserved for only the most “super-qualified” elite. In an unexpected yet entirely on-brand twist, the Russian finance ministry and central bank have joined forces to unveil a crypto exchange, but don’t get your hopes up, dear commoners! This exchange is strictly for the crème de la crème of investors, and we’re not talking about your average Joe.
Finance Minister Anton Siluanov, with a grin that could only come from someone planning to make a fortune, announced this splendid plan during a recent government meeting. The goal? Why, to bring crypto trading out of the dark, dank corners of the internet and into a highly regulated, government-approved space. “Together with the Central Bank, we will launch a crypto exchange for super-qualified investors. Crypto assets will be legalized, and operations will be brought out of the shadows,” he proclaimed—because, as we all know, shadows are *so* last year.
“Paid a courtesy visit to my friend Russia’s Finance Min Anton Siluanov. Huge upside in bilateral trade/investments..”
— Mehmet Simsek (@memetsimsek) July 26, 2016
But wait! Don’t go dusting off your wallet just yet. This exchange will only be available under an experimental regime for a mere three years. And, just in case you thought you’d sneak in with your modest savings, you’ll need to be what the Russians like to call a “super-qualified investor.” Fancy, no? These investors must have at least ₽100 million (roughly $1.2 million) in assets or a charming ₽50 million (about $600,000) flowing into their bank accounts annually. Because who wouldn’t want to let the top 1% have all the fun?
Oh, and just in case you thought the criteria were set in stone, think again. Osman Kabaloev, the ever-flexible senior official at the finance ministry, assures us that the thresholds could still change. After all, nothing says “we’re just getting started” like vague promises of further “adjustments.”
Meanwhile, Russia’s elite financial institutions are already gearing up for the crypto boom. The Moscow Exchange has confirmed it’s ready to launch crypto-linked derivatives as soon as the ink dries on the regulations. The Saint Petersburg Stock Exchange, not to be outdone, is also planning to roll out products tied to cryptocurrencies’ value. A race, no doubt, to secure a slice of the elite crypto pie.
And let’s not forget the tiny matter of Russia’s earlier decision in 2021 to outlaw the use of digital currencies for payments. But, as with all great things, the tides have turned. With growing sanctions and increasing pressure from the West, Russia is now eyeing ways to legally bring crypto into its financial system. A national stablecoin, anyone? Perhaps a state-run crypto fund made from assets seized during criminal investigations? Oh, the possibilities!
But, not everyone is convinced that this is the future of finance. Some, like Igor Danilenko of Renaissance Capital, still think crypto is little more than a glorified pyramid scheme. But hey, what do they know? Let’s be real, Russia seems more than ready to dip its toes in the crypto waters—with the rich kids leading the way, naturally.
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