So, these rather beastly Russians, “Crazy Evil” – a name dripping with such charming irony, one can hardly bear it – have apparently taken to relieving crypto-addicts of their digital doubloons. Phishing, you see? Malware. Social engineering, darling. The usual dreary skulduggery.
One gathers from a cybersecurity report – no doubt penned by some frightfully earnest fellow with spectacles – that these “Crazy Evil” chaps are targeting cryptocurrency users with the subtlety of a Cossack charge. Imagine, preying on those poor souls obsessed with blinking computer numbers. One almost feels a pang of… well, not *sympathy* exactly, more like a mild amusement.
Apparently, they’ve been at it since 2021. NFTs, gaming accounts, payment cards – nothing seems sacred. One pictures them huddled in some dimly lit dacha, swilling vodka and cackling over their ill-gotten gains. Millions, they say. Good heavens. One could almost admire their pluck, if one weren’t so utterly bored by the whole affair.
Organized, too, these blighters. Steering teams, false landing pages, phony websites – all terribly efficient, I’m sure. And a Telegram channel, no less! Over 3,000 subscribers, apparently eager to learn the secrets of digital larceny. The modern world, eh? One simply can’t keep up.
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Influencers, gaming professionals – the so-called “mammoths” – are their preferred prey. Weeks, even *months*, of planning, one hears. Such dedication! One almost wishes they’d apply themselves to something… less tedious.
Windows, macOS – these digital barbarians spare no operating system. Thousands of devices infected, they say. A veritable plague of digital locusts, descending upon the unsuspecting world. One wonders if there’s a saint one can pray to for protection against such horrors. Perhaps St. Jude, patron saint of lost causes? He seems appropriate.
Voxium, Rocket Galaxy, DeMeet – the names of their scams sound like rejected Bond villains. One can practically hear the maniacal laughter. One does hope MI6 is on the case.
Endpoint detection, web filtering – the usual tiresome advice from the security chaps. As if anyone actually *listens*. One suspects these “Crazy Evil” fellows will continue their depredations until they become bored or, more likely, until someone even more villainous comes along and relieves *them* of their ill-gotten gains. Such is life, eh? A cruel and endlessly amusing joke. 🥂
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