Ripple vs. SEC: Larry David’s Take on the Crypto Drama 🤯
So, this whole Ripple thing… it’s like a bad date. You know, the kind where you’re just waiting for it to be over? I mean, what is this, 2020? Who even cares about crypto anymore? I’m surprised they haven’t just thrown in the towel and gone back to arguing over NFTs. 🙄
Anyway, the SEC is doubling down, which is kind of funny, because they probably have zero clue what they’re talking about. Like, they think XRP is a “security”? Seriously? It’s like a digital version of that one bad coin your aunt keeps giving you every Christmas. You just throw it in a drawer and hope it doesn’t explode. 💥
And this new guy Uyeda? Apparently he’s a “crypto guy”. You know what that means? He’s going to be wearing a tie with a Bitcoin logo and saying “hodl” at every meeting. It’s like, I’m not even sure what to do with myself anymore. Maybe I should just sell my house and move to a commune. At least they won’t try to convince me to invest in “stablecoins”. 😅
One guy, this Deaton fella, he’s got these three scenarios, see? Like it’s some kind of Choose Your Own Adventure book. He says they could keep fighting. Or they could settle. Or they could just give up and start a new lawsuit. Honestly, I think they should just all get a cup of coffee, chill out, and figure out what the hell is going on. Because if they can’t do that, I don’t know who can. 🤦♀️
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2025-02-01 10:23