PUMPED-UP! Wild $600M Crypto Token Sale Roars—But Sorry, No EU, US, or UK

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  • $600M of PUMP tokens dangling like candy just out of reach 🍬
  • Bybit, Kraken & a motley crew of exchanges to host the spectacle 🎪
  • Just 15% of the total supply up for grabs… blink and you might miss it!

Oh, boy! Mark your calendars (and maybe your piggy banks) for July 12, 2025, at 14:00 UTC. That’s when Pump.fun’s mouthwatering $600 million token sale goes whizzing off the starting line—lasts 72 hours or until some eager beavers snatch them all up, whichever happens first. In the ringleader’s chair sits Bybit, that colossus of coin-slinging second only to one bigger, flashier circus. But wait, there’s more—Kraken, Bitget, MEXC, KuCoin, and Gate.io are all invited to this digital jamboree.

What’s on sale, you ask? A scrumptious platter of 150 billion PUMP tokens—one slice of a much fatter trillion-token pie. Want one? That’ll be $0.004 each, please and thank you, with a side order of dreams for a $4 billion fully-diluted valuation. Yep, Pump.fun wants to strut onto the stage as one of the shiniest, priciest new coins since someone turned a dog into a meme.


Source – X (Yes, the bird is gone, but the chaos remains.)

Pump.fun shouted its big news across X, promising a battle royale with social media Goliaths. They want to build a decentralized network on Solana—a digital playground free from Zuckerberg’s glare, TikTok dances, and Twitch’s snack crumbs. Move over, meta-moguls!

Payments? Take your pick: USDT, USDC, SOL, or bbSOL. The more, the merrier, as long as it rhymes with Solana. Of course, you’ll need to dance through KYC hoops like a good acrobat, either on Pump.fun or via its sidekick exchanges.

Spoilsports! EU, US, and UK Locked Out of the Party 🎉🚫

If you’re haunting the cobblestone streets of Europe, sipping tea in the UK, or caught in a US crosswalk, you’re out of luck—no PUMP tokens for you! Regulators have swung their banhammers in the name of paperwork and propriety. EU Bybit.eu faithfuls, your MiCA-compliant frowns will have to suffice. Americans and Brits, you’ll just have to watch the fireworks from afar.

All this tiptoeing is meant to keep government watchdogs happy and stop lawsuits from raining on Pump.fun’s parade. Hurrah for bureaucracy—the true party pooper!

Let’s talk numbers. Exactly 33% of all PUMP tokens have been earmarked for the greedy hands of the public and private sales (that’s 15% and 18%, equally priced, mathematically obsessive). The leftovers? Prizes for the community, breadcrumbs for the devs, juicy bits for investors, and fertilizer for the ecosystem garden.


Source – DefiLlama (not a real llama; no animals tokenized in the making of this chart)

Since its big debut in January 2024, Pump.fun has been the golden goose of no-code memecoins and viral blockchain hoopla. It’s printed over $715 million in platform earnings (hold the applause, please), though lately, the wind’s dropped—an 80% dive in trading volume as new kids show up at the playground.

What’s next? Spend the loot, supercharge the platform, and reel in a fresh school of users. Their master plan? Put PUMP on every big exchange, crank up the buzz, and hope the party never ends. 🎊💸

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2025-07-10 22:40