- Ah, mes amis! Lomond School, that noble establishment, embraces the digital doubloons! 🎭
- Verily, education now costs virtual treasure! 💰
O what comedy divine! The prestigious Lomond School, that bastion of learning in fair Scotland, has declared with great pomp and circumstance that they shall accept Bitcoin – yes, that mysterious digital gold – for their educational services come autumn 2025! Mon Dieu! 🎪
How droll! These merchants of knowledge, these peddlers of wisdom, shall convert their digital fortune to common currency faster than a nobleman running from his creditors! In time, they dream of hoarding their own Bitcoin treasury, like misers counting their coins by candlelight! 🕯️
Behold, dear audience, as this noble institution joins the grand masquerade of blockchain technology! ‘Tis a spectacle most entertaining, as traditional education dons the mask of modernity! 🎭
The Great Institution Comedy
Ha! See how these learned establishments scramble like actors in a farce, embracing Bitcoin as if ’twere a shield against the villain Inflation! Our dear Lomond School, ever the clever performer, dances this new jig with remarkable grace! 🩰
From Wyoming to Cincinnati, these temples of knowledge now teach the art of crypto-speculation! O what would Molière’s miserly Harpagon say about such digital wealth? 🤑
A Global Farce Most Divine
Like a comedy spreading through the theaters of Europe, Bitcoin education captivates academia worldwide! Even El Salvador, that bold director, orchestrates Bitcoin lessons for its young players! 🌍
The University of Wyoming, not content merely to teach, builds a shrine to Bitcoin research! And Austin, oh Austin, throws five million into this digital performance! Such delicious extravagance! 🎪
Watch, mes amis, as Lomond School performs this revolutionary act! Soon others shall follow, like sheep following their shepherd into the digital pasture! Such is the nature of our modern comedy! 🐑
The pupils, those precious innocents, shall learn of this new economy while their parents clutch their traditional purses in confusion! What marvelous theater we witness! 🎭
And so, dear audience, we observe this grand performance where Lomond School leads the dance of progress! Watch as they waltz with innovation while maintaining their dignified pose! 💃
As this comedy unfolds across the global stage, our Scottish players take their bold step into the future! Let the curtain rise on this most modern of financial farces! Bravo, Lomond, bravo! 👏
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