TL:DR;
- Pi Network, the crypto project that’s perpetually “just around the corner,” continues to charm millions, even as its mainnet remains as elusive as a unicorn in a business suit.
- Despite the delays, the community grows, the scams multiply, and the world waits with bated breath for March 2025—because, surely, this time it’s real. Right? 🤔
Community Grows (Because What Else Is There to Do?)
Ah, Pi Network—the crypto equivalent of a soap opera. It’s got drama, suspense, and a fan base that’s more loyal than a Labrador. Over nine million people have jumped through the KYC hoops, migrated to the mainnet (or so they think), and now wait patiently for the grand reveal. Meanwhile, scammers are having a field day, impersonating the protocol with the enthusiasm of a toddler in a candy store. The team, of course, issues warnings with the regularity of a metronome. 🎻
Pi News, the official X page, has been busy chronicling the project’s global conquests. From the Megha Event in India to the growing presence in Nigeria and Botswana, Pi Network is spreading faster than a viral cat video. But let’s be honest—these gatherings are less about the protocol and more about the free snacks. 🍿
Megha Event held on January 26, 2025: in India Pi Network Community gathering in Odisha celebrating #PiNetwork
— Pi News (@PiNewsMedia) January 30, 2025
But When Mainnet? (Asking for a Friend)
The mainnet launch is the pièce de résistance that’s been teased for years. Critics call it a fraud; supporters call it a masterpiece in delayed gratification. The latest projection? March 2025. Because, of course, it’s always “just a few more months.” The team insists it’s coming soon, but at this point, “soon” feels like a relative term. 🌈
While some celebrate the announcement, others roll their eyes so hard they risk permanent damage. After all, Pi Network’s history of delays is longer than a Tolstoy novel. But hey, hope springs eternal—or at least until the next delay. 🤷♂️
— Pi News (@PiNewsMedia) January 27, 2025
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