Pi Coin Dumped?! Binance Slaps Pi Holders in the Face 🤣

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Right, so Pi Coin. Remember that thing? Yeah, it’s taken a bit of a nosedive, hasn’t it? Plunged below $0.60, darling. A 16% drop. In 24 hours. That’s… dramatic. And a new all-time low of $0.53? Ouch. It seems Binance, bless their cotton socks, have once again snubbed Pi Network from their “Vote to List” thingy. Apparently, we get to vote on what gets listed. Democracy in crypto! Or is it? 🤔

This time, Binance went for the cool kids: Virtual Protocol, Big Time (sounds… promising?), UXLINK, Morpho, Grass (literally grass?), Aethir, Walrus, Safe, Zeta, Story, Ondo, and Plume. Last time, it was BANANAS31, BID, Broccoli (my five a day!), and KOMA (Koma Inu). Honestly, I’m starting to think my cat has a better chance of getting listed than Pi. 🙄

Apparently, Pi holders are a bit miffed. Can’t imagine why! They feel “overlooked.” Imagine that. Passed over for meme coins and projects with, allegedly, less “utility.” Oh, the shade. The delicious, delicious shade. It seems Binance’s voting system, which is meant to reflect community preferences, didn’t quite reflect the Pi community’s preferences. Funny that. 😂

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So, yeah, record lows. Down 80% since February. February! Feels like a lifetime ago, doesn’t it? The mining rate’s dropped too. Less interest. Shocking. Binance not listing it? Not helping. Apparently, if it breaks above $0.71, there might be a “short-term rally.” Don’t hold your breath, sweetie. 😬

Binance’s “Vote to List” is supposed to be all about community power. But excluding Pi? Well, it raises questions, doesn’t it? About the criteria. About life. About everything. Binance hasn’t said anything official. Probably too busy counting their money. But the market? The market has spoken. And it’s saying, “Ouch.” 💔

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2025-04-04 08:23