Panama City’s Crypto Comedy: Taxes Paid in Digital Jest! 😂💰

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Ah, behold the noble council of Panama City, that grand forum where wisdom hath dawned upon men! They hath decreed, with tongues aflame and hearts aflutter, that henceforth all taxes, fees, tickets, and permits may be paid—not in dusty gold coins or tedious paper notes—but in the mysterious alchemy of Bitcoin, Ethereum, and those curious creatures called stablecoins, USD Coin and Tether. 🪙✨

‘Tis Mayor Mayer Mizrachi, a man of cunning wit, who doth proclaim from the public stage—nay, the very scrolls of X!—this novel feat. The senate, that chamber of sluggish wits, had long dallied with bills and parchments, yet found no footing. But fear not! Our clever city hath donned the cloak of invention, partnering with a local bank to perform the grand trick: accepting these cryptic coins and transmuting them instantly into the lawful dollars of the realm. 💸🪄

🇵🇦 “Citizens, rejoice!” cries the mayor, “Now you may pay your tolls and tributes in Bitcoin, Ethereum, or even the stable USDC and USDT, lest ye be shackled by old bills. The senate’s slowness did not dismay us; we found a pathway where law was but a mere jest!”

— Mayer Mizrachi (@Mayer), 15th day of April, in the year 2025

Mayhap in days of old, administrations floundered like actors forgetting their lines upon the senate stage, unveiling tedious tomes of legislation. But Mayor Mizrachi, with a wink and a flourish, assures all that laws be kept tidy—forsooth, the city must receive coin in dollars, and so hath befriended a bank who transforms these digital phantasms on the very spot! 🎩🐇

A crafty stratagem, indeed! Thus flows the crypto freely through Panama’s veins, unencumbered by the chains of new laws or ancient scrolls. Unlike the grand gamble of El Salvador, who danced boldly with Bitcoin’s tempestuous spirit and found themselves tossed by its volatility, Panama’s prudent plan doth keep the wild beast tethered and docile. 🦁🔗

Watch, dear citizens, as this daring play unfolds! The digital age comes calling, with wallets light but riches plentiful, and public coffers ringing true in the clink of converted coin. Pay your dues, pay your fines—be you Bitcoin baron or humble citizen—and do so with a grin, knowing the city’s heart beats to the rhythm of innovation, with a pinch of humor and a dab of good sense. 🎭💼

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2025-04-16 23:20