Is Bitcoin About to Make You Rich? Turgenev Weighs In (With Eye Rolls and Charts)

Our dear crypto oracle—Trader Tardigrade—lifted his pen (or rather, his tweet) to proclaim a technical marvel: The 50-day Simple Moving Average had glided elegantly above its plodding 200-day elder, thus achieving the long-anticipated “Golden Cross.” In tales of old, such a dance meant sprigs of cash blossoming from empty soil. The past accords us 49%, 125%, and 68% triumphs after such spectacles. Does this guarantee another? In the words of any Russian grandmother: “Maybe. Maybe not. Have some tea while you wait.” 🍵

The First Bloodborne Graphic Novel Is Getting A Deluxe Hardcover Edition

Attention: At the moment, Amazon has a Buy One Get One 50% off deal going on, and it applies to the paperback version of Volume 1 in the Bloodborne: Vol. 1-3 Slipcase Set, priced at $28 (originally $50). By purchasing this set, you can also get Dark Souls: The Complete Collection for only $24 (previously $35), resulting in a total savings of $12. Keep in mind that this offer is expected to expire after June 14.

Broken Door is the biggest obstacle in FNAF Secret of the Mimic

A few minutes into the game, you’re assigned a task to venture into Murray’s Costume Manor, whose main door is currently shut. This simple puzzle leads you on a mini-adventure around the building. Once inside, you’ll first hear Edwin’s voice recording. Following this, the door labeled “Show Starting Soon” should open automatically. However, some players have mentioned that it doesn’t always work as intended.

Crypto Circus: Solana ETFs Take Center Stage! 🎪

On a particularly exciting Friday, companies like Fidelity, Franklin Templeton, VanEck, Galaxy Digital, and Grayscale decided to update their filings. In a twist worthy of a plot twist in a Dahl novel, Fidelity submitted the very first Solana-based ETF ever! This is all part of a grand scheme by the crypto and financial industries to launch Solana ETFs into the market. Hold onto your hats, folks!

Behind the Scenes: How Toothless Avoided Sonic Backlash in Live-Action Remake

During our conversation with director Dean DeBlois, we inquired about the role that public reactions towards the initial design of Sonic the Hedgehog and any related controversy played in planning the live-action version of Toothless. In addressing this question, DeBlois explained that these factors were indeed part of the considerations he had when shaping the new interpretation of Toothless.

The Phoenician Scheme Forgives a Billionaire Who Doesn’t Deserve It

As a cinephile, I can’t help but be captivated by the story of Zsa-Zsa Korda, the billionaire arms dealer and industrial titan portrayed by Benicio del Toro in Wes Anderson’s newest film, The Phoenician Scheme. After surviving numerous assassination attempts and walking away from his sixth plane crash, it’s clear that Zsa-Zsa is a force of nature. His unyielding determination, which has been the driving force behind his empire, also makes him seemingly invincible. (“If something gets in your way, flatten it,” his father once said to him.)

Recently, Zsa-Zsa has been haunted by visions of the afterlife, reminding him that death is inevitable. In an attempt to leave a lasting legacy, he embarks on a mission to fund grand infrastructure projects across the Middle East. He seeks help from his estranged daughter, Liesl (Mia Threapleton), who is training to be a nun and could potentially inherit his empire.

As they travel together for negotiations, both Zsa-Zsa and Liesl learn from each other. However, their personal growth trajectories differ significantly. Liesl discovers that the life of a nun may not be for her, and she begins to embrace aspects of her father. On the other hand, Zsa-Zsa grapples with understanding the difference between right and wrong. It takes a divine intervention – being told by God himself that slave labor is immoral – for him to realize his mistake.

In the end, after battling his brother Nubar (Benedict Cumberbatch), who represents capitalism personified, Zsa-Zsa funds the infrastructure projects on his own, giving away his immense wealth and instead choosing to run a restaurant with Liesl. The film’s optimistic conclusion offers redemption for a man who has done much wrong, leaving some viewers questioning whether forgiveness should be extended to such an undeserving character.

Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Will It Crash to $78,500? 🚀💰

Now, enter the sage of the crypto world, Ali Martinez. This top market analyst has been keeping a keen eye on Bitcoin’s every move. According to Martinez, if Bitcoin wants to keep its bull horns shiny and sharp, it needs to hold a specific support line. Otherwise, we might be looking at a major correction. 🚨