🤑 Trump’s Oil Grab & Crypto Boom: Impeachment Odds Say “Hold My Beer” 🌶️
Donald Trump, the man with the golden comb-over and the silver tongue, stood before the nation, his words dripping with triumph. “We’ll run their oil,” he declared, his voice a mix of bravado and bluster. “Congress? Nah, they’d blab.” And blab they did-not about the operation, but about Trump himself. Chuck Schumer, the Senate’s dour watchdog, called the attacks “reckless,” his voice trembling with indignation. “This should strike fear in the hearts of all Americans,” he warned, though whether it was fear of Trump’s actions or his hairpiece, no one could say.
![A strategic network abandonment model demonstrates that increasing an outside option for agents initially causes exits only among those with the lowest payoff, but beyond a certain threshold-defined by the network’s payoff structure and an outside utility value of [latex]5.05[/latex] relative to minimal in-network utility of [latex]5.1[/latex]-can trigger a cascading abandonment where the departure of a few agents induces further, widespread departures, highlighting a critical transition in network stability governed by parameters [latex]\alpha = 1[/latex], [latex]\beta = 0.3[/latex], and [latex]\beta\rho(A) = 0.9[/latex].](https://arxiv.org/html/2512.24270v1/x1.png)
