You Won’t Believe What’s Happening to Pi Network After Mantra’s $6 Billion Meltdown 🚨
In the aftermath, the enigmatic Dr Altcoin—who one must assume wears a mask at parties and drinks absinthe exclusively—has implored the Pi Network’s core development team (those indefatigable gentry calling themselves PiCoreTeam or PCT) to take heed. The suggestion is clear: build your castle on more than a pile of IOUs and good intentions, else one day you shall wake up to discover your fortune replaced by a morose line graph and a poignant sense of déjà vu. 👻