ETFs Save Bitcoin?! 😱

BlackRock’s IBIT, that behemoth of finance, deigned to accept $38.2 million into its coffers. Ark and 21Shares, in their humble pursuit of relevance, managed a meager $13.4 million. Bitwise’s BITB, not to be outdone, scraped together nearly $11 million. Even Grayscale’s “Mini” Trust (mini indeed, like the hopes of the common investor!) and Franklin’s EZBC (easy for whom, one wonders?) joined the fray, desperately clinging to the fleeting coattails of this ephemeral recovery. 💸

4chan Hacked: User Info Leaked Online

4chan, a platform known for spawning numerous memes throughout the years, might be facing its demise due to a combination of its controversial history involving acts of violence and its rigid position on censorship.

Keith Lee revealed as host for Complex’s Family Style Food Festival in NYC

In late 2022, a popular ex-MMA fighter started gaining attention for his restaurant reviews, which eventually made him a sensation on the platform TikTok. His insights into small, family-owned eateries in Las Vegas became particularly well-known.

By the end of 2022, a former MMA fighter found fame with food reviews and dominated TikTok, thanks to his opinions on local, mom-and-pop dining spots in Las Vegas.

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Ripple XRP vs SEC: The Legal Soap Opera Continues! 🎭💰

In a twist that would make even the most seasoned playwright weep with envy, the court has decreed that both parties, in a rare moment of unity, have requested their appeal to be placed in abeyance. Yes, you heard it right! All proceedings are now on a delightful hiatus, as if they were on a summer vacation in the sun! ☀️

Jimmy Kimmel: Liberals ‘Viciously Attacking Comedians’ and Policing What’s Funny Is a ‘Big Reason Trump Is President Right Now’

Jimmy Kimmel stated that he doesn’t set boundaries for what makes him laugh. However, as he’s gotten older and more mature, he won’t tell a joke that he wouldn’t tell if the person being joked about was present. He believes this is how he should approach it. In his opinion, much of the anger and uproar is artificial, and many people who are angry aren’t genuinely upset. He thinks that some liberals who have been harshly criticizing comedians play a significant role in why Trump is currently president.

Meme Coins That’ll Make You Laugh All the Way to the Bank 🐱💸

Troller Cat, a meme coin built on Ethereum, is a delightful concoction of chaos, trolling history, and community-driven design. Its branding is as unapologetically wild as a cat on catnip, leaning heavily into humor and narrative to build a tribe of early supporters. But don’t be fooled by the memes—there’s a method to the madness. The developers have teased a Play-to-Earn Game Center where ad revenue will be used to buy back and burn tokens, making Trollercat deflationary by design. It’s not just a meme; it’s a movement with structure, scarcity, and soul. A triple threat in the meme coin jungle.