Wall Street Dumps Altcoins, Crypto Meltdown Chaos đđ¸

Farside Investors, that paragon of financial clarity, reported U.S. Bitcoin ETFs hemorrhaging $530 million in 24 hours-a fiscal tragedy rivaling the fall of Byzantium. ARK Investâs ARKB, now a ghost of its former self, shed $275 million, while Fidelityâs FBTC followed suit with a $132 million waltz into oblivion. Bitcoin, that digital Icarus, plummeted below $105,000, and altcoins? They dissolved into vapor, their value slashed by 70% in a week-a performance worthy of a Shakespearean tragedy⌠if Shakespeare had ever met a blockchain.







