Bitcoin Soars as Government Shutdown Ends… Maybe?

It reportedly took around 10 hours for Republicans to get the job done on Monday and obtain the 60 votes (eight being Democrats) needed to pass a funding bill that would cover most of the government’s expenses through to the end of January next year. Because nothing says “collaboration” like a 10-hour negotiation. 🕵️‍♂️

Denmark set to ban social media access for children under 15

Australia is set to be the first country to introduce a law on December 10th that prevents children under 16 from accessing social media. This pioneering step is already influencing other nations, with Denmark quickly moving to implement similar rules.

It: Welcome to Derry Connects Pays Off The Shining’s Iconic Scene

Like the series Castle Rock from 2018, It: Welcome to Derry offers a unique way to adapt Stephen King’s stories for television. Although it’s a prequel to the two It films, it doesn’t limit itself to that one story, instead borrowing characters and ideas from various other Stephen King books. A clear example of this is the inclusion of Dick Hallorann, a significant character from The Shining, as a central figure in the series.

Gemini’s Epic 9 Lives Bet Pays Off- Sort of 😜

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Gemini paraded its third-quarter gingerbread man results smackbang in the middle of Monday (because who doesn’t love Mondays?)-this being their debut encore since debuting at the Sugar Plum Fairy IPO masquerade. And what did they declare? Revenues of $50.6 million, an Olympic gold leap from last year’s $24.5 million snooze-fest!

Shiba Inu’s Cosmic Dance: 200% Rally or Just Dog Whistles? 🐕🚀

Marks, our intrepid oracle of graphs, claims early bullish signals-read: “MACD divergences”-are dancing like drunken fireflies. He predicts a return to the $0.000032 area, a figure so sacred it could make a monk weep. With the coin currently trading at $0.00001009, Marks whispers of a 700% rally to $0.000080. Traders, take note: the math is as thrilling as a cat on a trampoline.

Japan’s Crypto Crackdown: Seriously?!

Apparently, they had a meeting – a working group, can you believe it? – on November 7th. And they decided this is a good idea. Tighten checks, they say. On the people who handle the systems. Because, you know, things might go wrong. Shocking.

Bitdeer’s Wild Ride: From AI Dreams to Bitcoin Nightmares 😱💸

The reversal, my dear reader, is as dramatic as a Jeeves plot twist. It highlights the delicate dance between growing revenue, Bitcoin production, and the pesky impact of non-cash losses, capital expenditures, and large-scale infrastructure investment on profitability. A bit of a pickle, wouldn’t you say? 🥒🤔