Quantum computing-the tech world’s bogeyman-has been lurking in the shadows, threatening to expose all our crypto secrets. 🕵️♂️ Imagine your private keys being snatched like a forgotten password to your ex’s Instagram. Yikes! Banks? Pfft, they’re already upgrading their encryption faster than I switch boyfriends. But Bitcoin? Oh, honey, it’s still in its “I’m fine, I don’t need help” phase. 😬
The US Securities and Exchange Commission, that ever-vigilant watchdog of Wall Street (and now crypto), has officially thrown in the towel on its four-year snoop-fest into the Aave Protocol. Founder Stani Kulechov, probably after exhaling for the first time since 2021, confirmed the news. This marks a rare victory for decentralized finance, which has spent the last few years dodging regulatory bullets like Neo in The Matrix. Most importantly, Aave can now stop nervously glancing over its shoulder.
Unlike previous meltdowns, this slow-motion stumble feels less chaotic. Candles shrink like deflating balloons 🎈, signaling sellers stroll, not sprint, while buyers stay tucked in their dens, sipping lukewarm tea ☕. It’s the crypto equivalent of a polite “No, thank you.”
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Behold the quest of Securitize as they promise natively tokenized stocks with regulatory applause! New shares aren’t just tossed into the digital wind; they find a home right on the issuer’s cap table, under the watchful eye of the SEC!
With the new Harry Potter series on HBO generating a lot of buzz, Kit Harington recently shared his enthusiasm about potentially being involved. In an interview with Variety, he said he’d happily take any role, even a small one, just to be a part of the show.
According to the chronicles of CoinGlass, a harbinger of financial doom, the recent tumult in the cryptocurrency market has been accompanied by a deluge of liquidations on the derivatives side. “Liquidation,” a term as cold and unforgiving as the winter in Yasnaya Polyana, refers to the forcible closure of open contracts that have amassed losses beyond a certain threshold. For the long investors, this calamity befalls when the asset’s price plummets, while for the shorts, it strikes when the price soars. A cruel game of chance, is it not? 🎲💥
The group is dividing up for the day: some will learn to cook Greek food, while others will explore Santorini on donkeys. The interesting part is who ends up in each group. Lisa, Bronwyn, Mary, and Angie are going on the donkey ride, which means Meredith is stuck spending the day with Whitney, Heather, and Britani. It’s funny how Angie—or the show’s production team—is handling this situation. Speaking of production, Mary is acting like Meredith’s producer this season. In one scene, she checks on Meredith and asks what she wants to do, mirroring how Lisa’s producer tried to calm her down after the drama at the Trixie Motel. Meredith eventually tells everyone she’s tired of the mean girl behavior.
Okay, after watching this episode, I’m seriously starting to wonder if these kids are genuinely bothered by the things they’re fighting over, or if they’re just playing up drama for the cameras. Honestly, some of their arguments are so…thin. Like Marcus leaving a soaking wet towel everywhere? Really? And Audrey’s jab at Chris about being old enough to have a flip-phone Blackberry? As someone who remembers both those jokes and owning a Blackberry, let me tell you, most of them didn’t flip open – she’s thinking of a Sidekick! It’s all a bit ridiculous, especially when you consider they’re not exactly rocket scientists. Though, I’ll say this, the new girl Angelica seems surprisingly down-to-earth, still waiting tables even with a degree. Seriously, can we just get these kids back in school?
If you followed my thoughts on the first season of Fallout last year, you already know how much I loved it! And let me tell you, I’m a huge fan – seriously, my bedroom is overflowing with Fallout collectibles (and yes, it’s a conversation starter!). As both a new way to experience the Fallout universe and just a TV show on its own, it was fantastic. The show nailed the weird, funny tone, but it also had genuinely touching and dark moments, largely thanks to Walton Goggins. He brought so much depth and sincerity to the role – everyone kept calling his character the ‘irradiated cowboy’ or ‘the hot zombie,’ but he made it so much more. It’s right up there with The Last of Us as one of the best video game adaptations ever – which, admittedly, isn’t saying much, but it still managed to clear the bar!