Fed Chair’s George Shultz Tribute: Economy? Not Today! 😒📉 #PowellPokerFace

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Economists were left more confused than a chimp with a calculator on Monday evening after Fed Chairman Jerome Powell delivered his tribute to late Reagan-era diplomat and economist George Shultz at Stanford University’s Hoover Institution. Markets were bracing for any additional hints about the direction of interest rates ahead of the central bank’s Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) meeting next week. But Powell was mum on the issue and made it abundantly clear from the outset that no hints were coming. Because nothing says “I care about the economy” like a 45-minute eulogy for a man who’s been dead for 10 years. 💀📈

HBO Max Ruins Mad Men With a Bad 4k Remaster

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Viewers watching Mad Men again on HBO Max are upset with the new 4k remaster. Many are complaining online that the colors and lighting have been changed, and one scene in particular is getting a lot of criticism for looking noticeably different.

Altcoins Rise Like Phoenixes-But Bitcoin Still Rules the Roost! 🚀

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Behold! Fresh scrolls from the oracle Santiment revealed that social media, that grand puppeteer of sentiment, yanked the strings from “panic” to “hope” with all the subtlety of a drunken puppeteer. Analysts, scratching their heads, declared it a “crowd-driven reversal”-as if the crowd hadn’t just collectively misplaced their keys. 🔑

Steam-Banned Horror Game HORSES Launches On GOG.com

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The controversial horror game, HORSES, is now available on GOG.com for around $5. This follows bans from both Steam and Epic Games, with Epic issuing their ban just hours before release. Epic cited violations of their policies regarding inappropriate and hateful content as the reason.

10 Five Nights At Freddy’s Animatronics Missing From The First Movie

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The animatronics in Five Nights at Freddy’s go beyond the original four – Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy – and include a wide range of scary characters. These include variations like the Nightmare, Halloween, and Funtime animatronics, offering plenty of options for future films.

I Put Off Good Boy After Losing My Dog, But Finally Watching It Helped Me Grieve

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I was really excited when I heard about Good Boy coming out – it immediately went on my must-see list for the year. But then, just a few days after it was released, I had to say goodbye to my dog, Hank, after twelve wonderful years together. It was devastating, and honestly, I was in no emotional state to watch a movie about a dog trying to save his owner from something… supernatural. My grief was just too raw, and the thought of watching that film felt impossible at the time.

All’s Fair Recap: Body Count

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While the other lawyers at the firm split up Dina’s workload, Liberty feels excluded because Allura and Emerald have been privately checking in with their boss. This makes Liberty feel like she’ll never truly connect with them and fit into their group. She finally voices her frustration, pointing out what she perceives as the prejudice British people experience in Los Angeles. It seems Allura, Emerald, and Dina share inside jokes and bond over things like their preference for the American version of The Office, their approval of Madonna’s accent, and their enjoyment of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills since Lisa Vanderpump’s departure. Liberty suspects they all get the Fourth of July off while she’s left to work.