The Glittering Fools’ Gold and the Crypto Circus: A Tale of Wealth and Illusion
Gold dev just rugged
Gold dev just rugged
The tension between traditional banks and crypto platforms flared up this week as Kraken’s CEO, David Ripley, took to social media to respond to the American Bankers Association’s (ABA) warning on stablecoin interest products. A true display of digital-age warfare! 🦸♂️⚔️
Their official word? They’re shutting everything down, like a pancake breakfast after one too many burns. But don’t panic-Kadena’s blockchain isn’t lying in its grave just yet; it’s still running under the ghostly grip of miners trying to keep the lights on. You know what they say, a blockchain without its owners is like a cow without its udder-mostly still there, but not exactly thriving. 🐄

XRP’s modest gain is less a rally and more a polite nod to the crowd, while trading activity surges like a bureaucrat with a caffeine IV drip. Professional positioning? Or just chaos dressed in charts? 🤷♂️📈

A new Star Wars show was originally planned to launch on Disney+ this fall, but those plans changed. An announcement at Star Wars Celebration 2025 in Tokyo revealed that Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures will now premiere in Fall 2025, pushing back the initial release timeframe.

It was a little strange at first seeing Angie’s home life filmed so differently than what we usually see on Housewives. Because this show follows the Wife Swap format, they really set the scene with her family – which, honestly, a lot of us already know pretty well. They’re building a story where Angie is seen as a bit high-strung, and her husband, Shawn, and daughter, Elektra, want her to relax more. They’re hoping this swap will help with that, and Angie’s hoping it’ll make her family realize how much they miss her. But let’s be real, a big part of this is probably just to see what happens when you put Angie in a totally different environment – it’s going to be entertaining!
“Base shall don a veil of secrecy,” Armstrong proclaimed to X, his words dripping with the gravity of a man who once acquired Iron Fish-a crypto privacy oracle-to fulfill this clandestine quest. March 2024, the date etched into the annals of crypto lore, when Coinbase claimed this digital alchemist. 🔮

Just like Avengers: Infinity War and Endgame drew story threads from all corners of the Marvel Cinematic Universe – regardless of how well those previous projects performed – the upcoming Avengers: Doomsday will do the same. A new trailer shown at Disney’s D23 event highlighted this, featuring a blend of scenes from various past Marvel movies and series.

Todd moved with a gloomy, awkward gait, clearly unhappy about being filmed and resenting his wife for involving the cameras. So, it was incredibly surprising to hear him cheerfully order a “raspberry cookie swirl” ice cream. It was as unexpected as seeing someone like Wednesday Addams enjoying a day at a theme park. But even that wasn’t the most unbelievable thing that happened when he and Bronwyn were getting their sundaes.