Coinbase Chaos: Bitcoin, Lobbying, and a Billion-Dollar Stablecoin Plot!
The drama, of course, erupted with the subtlety of a cannon shot on X (formerly known as Twitter) on a fine Wednesday, dragging billionaires like Jack Dorsey into this theatrical production of accusations and counter-accusations. Some zealous Bitcoin devotees claim that our dear Coinbase, in hushed tones over Washington coffee, has suggested that Bitcoin’s tax exemption is “dead on arrival” because, heaven forbid, anyone might actually use it as money. Oh, the scandal!



