Madcap Crypto Meltdown: Bonds, Bots, and Bedlam! 🚨

One cannot help but note that the stability once as reliable as Mr. Bingley’s affection has evaporated, as exchange outflows of the humble stablecoin have hurried away, leaving only a paltry sum of eighty-five billion dollars-hardly sufficient to fund a modest picnic, let alone a flourishing portfolio. The outflows, which have been accelerating faster than Lady Catherine’s tongue, suggest that investors are quite frankly fleeing the scene, possibly in search of more genteel pursuits or, dare I suggest, the comforting embrace of their Sunday bests instead of digital tokens. 📉








