Those who dare to delay? They shall be forced to return customer funds with the grace of a funeral director. A noble task, indeed. But fear not-there is a temporary reprieve until June 30, 2026. A mere blink in the grand tapestry of regulatory absurdity.
So, buckle up, because here come the top headlines!
A comprehensive analysis reveals how targeted interventions can control the behavior of large language models and significantly improve their safety.
In what can only be described as a particularly ungraceful pratfall, the illustrious Bitcoin [BTC], after a valiant attempt to scale the lofty peaks of $94,000, found itself tumbling down like a poorly-aimed cricket ball-settling at around $89,596. Meanwhile, our old chum Ethereum [ETH], in a comical echo of BTC’s stumble, tripped over its own hem and landed at $3,038. A most entertaining spectacle, if you discount the bowel-clenching anxiety of retail investors.
In a move that would make a Polish pierogi spin in its pan, lawmakers failed to muster the votes to override President Karol Nawrocki’s veto of the digital-assets bill. The lower house, bless their hearts, couldn’t scrape together the required three-fifths majority. And just like that, Tusk’s grand plan to clamp down on cryptocurrencies-which he’d been touting as a matter of national security-went up in smoke. Or should I say, up in blockchain? 🔗
Oh, the madness of the markets! The concept of the XRP supply shock has been highly controversial. Recent expert research indicates that most investors do not understand its actual mechanics. 🧠💰
New research reveals that automatically generated code from smaller AI models frequently introduces significant architectural flaws and incomplete implementations.
The crypto circus, that grand old tent with more shenanigans than a Tennessee revival, just had Binance’s CZ and gold-hoarding Peter Schiff duking it out for the masses’ admiration in Dubai. Imagine that: a gentleman hauls out a gold bar like it’s a Sunday roast and asks another to confirm it’s real. Familiar? No! Schiff, ever the skeptic, baffled ’em all by saying, “I don’t know,” which sounds mighty suspicious for a man playing “gold inspector” without a pickax.
The cast of Spartacus: House of Ashur recently joined Sade Spence to discuss how they’d choose to meet their end in the gladiator arena, offering a funny and insightful look behind the scenes of the new series. Jamie Slater, Claudia Black, India Shaw, Graham McTavish, Nick E. Tarabay, and Tenika Davis share memories of shocking … Read more
It appears the exchange, in its infinite wisdom, will automatically convert these pesos into – what else? – American dollars. At, naturally, “transparent and competitive” rates. One suspects “competitive” in this instance means ‘slightly less exorbitant than before.’ Still, a convenience, no doubt, for those determined to participate in this bewildering realm of cryptocurrencies. 🙄