🤑 Tether’s Golden Hoard: Central Banks Tremble, Investors Giggle! 🤑
“The largest holder of gold outside central banks,” Jefferies proclaimed with a flourish, as if penning a grand epic. The Financial Times, ever the chronicler of such follies, reported that Tether’s insatiable hunger for gold may be the unseen hand behind the metal’s recent surge. Who knew a stablecoin could be so… unstable in its ambitions? 🤡💰






