“Even underwater,” crooned Vincent Liu, CIO of Kronos Research, “most ETF holders are long-term allocators.” Translation: They’re too stubborn to sell and too lazy to Google how to withdraw. A risk-off environment? Think of it as crypto’s spa day-liquidity dries up, macroscopic vibes loom, and dollar bills cry themselves to sleep. 🛁
In a move that’s got more eyebrows raised than a room full of quizzical dwarfs, Peter Thiel’s Macro LLC hedge fund has filed to sell off all its Nvidia stock in Q3. Sure, the fund’s smaller than a gnome’s pocket, but it’s the signal that’s got Wall Street whispering like a coven of gossiping witches. 🧙♀️✨
Bid farewell to the fair vaulting dream of Bitcoin being valued in any pleasant manner based on the cosmic arithmetic of mining energy costs, as proclaimed by the erudite seers immersed in cryptocurrency production economics. The gap between market prices and this theoretical valuation yawns like a maw wide at a banquet of expenses. 🎩
I was so impressed watching Cynthia Erivo. Even though she was trying to be polite and listen, she eventually found a moment to share her thoughts, keeping it really concise. She quietly said how special it was to wrap things up in New York, where everything began, right after encouraging Ariana to pass on a message. It’s been a whirlwind for Cynthia, especially with all the craziness of the international press tour – she’s thankfully on the mend after dealing with everything, and honestly, Ariana summed it up perfectly: there’s a limit to what anyone can handle!
The Division of Examinations, in their wisdom, have released their priorities for the coming fiscal year – concluding, rather conveniently, on the 30th of September, 2026 – and have elected to entirely overlook the bubbling cauldron of crypto innovation. One wonders if this is a case of selective vision, or perhaps a deliberate disregard for matters too…modern?
But here’s where the story takes a deliciously dark turn. A “net loss” of $15.8 million! Apparently, the relentless march of technological obsolescence – specifically, the accelerated depreciation of their Bitcoin mining machines, those metallic gourmands devouring electricity in Paraguay – has exerted its cruel hand. It’s a cautionary tale, really. Build empires of silicon, they said. It will be fun, they said. 🙄
The once-mighty Bitcoin has lost its footing, tumbling to a low of $89,649, a figure that whispers of despair to the faithful. According to the oracles at Bitstamp, this marks a seven-month nadir, turning the year’s gains into ashes. The market, gripped by a bearish fervor, seems to have forgotten the promises of prosperity. 🐻💨
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This Godzilla film is unlike any other in the franchise’s history, with a title that reflects both where the story takes place and the destruction Godzilla causes. Set in a post-World War II Japan already struggling to rebuild, Godzilla’s arrival pushes the nation to its absolute lowest point. It’s this constant sense of fear and overwhelming devastation that makes director Takashi Yamazaki’s version of the story so frightening.
Season 28 of The Voice is progressing well, and the coaches are nearly finished building their teams for the Playoffs. Michael Bublé recently finished the Knockout rounds on November 17, and one contestant, Jazz McKenzie, truly stood out. Her coach declared her a likely winner, and her performance was so impressive it even got Snoop Dogg rapping along and made Niall Horan feel unwell!
