Since its launch on September 17, ASTER has gone up more than 2,000%-a journey that’s left investors questioning their life choices, their sanity, and why they didn’t buy Bitcoin in 2017. 🤯 At $2.40 now, the market cap is climbing faster than a toddler on a trampoline, and Binance’s listing of ASTER perpetuals? Let’s just say the 24-hour volume is now higher than your ex’s Instagram followers. 📈
I was watching Jimmy Kimmel the other night, and he made a really good point. He said that people who support Trump – he called them the ‘MAGA gang’ – are really scrambling to distance themselves from the guy who attacked Charlie Kirk. It seems like they’re trying to avoid being associated with him and are more focused on using the situation to their political advantage than anything else.
Have you been getting consistently targeted by accurate fire lately? It’s likely because the Kilo 141 assault rifle is back in popularity. This classic weapon is now a top pick, and pro players like ZLaner are demonstrating how powerful it is. ZLaner himself describes it as incredibly strong, enjoyable, and simply “disgusting” in terms of its effectiveness.
The recent dispatch from CryptoQuant-our ever-so-reliable correspondent-reveals that Ethereum’s 30-day Simple Moving Average netflow has soared to heights unseen since the last days of 2023.
Well, well, well. Hyperliquid’s USDH stablecoin, created by the wizards over at Native Markets, had its grand debut on Wednesday-and guess what? It made more noise than your aunt’s Christmas party, racking up over $2 million in early trading volume. 🎉
Tether is the issuer of USDT, the largest stablecoin with a market cap of over $173B. For context, Circle’s USDC is about $100B behind it. Because nothing says “financial stability” like being 100 billion dollars less rich. 😂
People love watching dog videos online, and dachshunds are particularly popular. These playful little dogs, often called sausage dogs, are known for their funny antics and ability to brighten your day.
I’m so excited for the next State of Play! It’s going to be streamed live on both YouTube and Twitch, right on Sony’s channels. And thankfully, it’ll be in English, so I won’t miss a thing!
As a film and TV fan, I’m really feeling like things are hitting their stride with this season, especially in the latest episode, “Bags.” It finally feels like we’re getting a good look at the core of the story, diving deeper into Project Odessa and figuring out just how bad the new dean really is. And Cipher? Wow, he’s become such a looming presence, even when he’s *not* on screen – Hamish Linklater is absolutely nailing that unsettling vibe.
This week, the whales decided to flash their fins-selling off with the gusto of auctioneers at a country fair, dragging BTC from a lofty $115K down to the sullen lows of $112K. Volume sky-rocketed from a modest $20 billion to over $66 billion-what a display! It seems our large investors, or should I say, the “big fish”, are cashing in their chips. On-chain gossip suggests that wallets holding over 10,000 BTC are in full-blown distribution mode, waving goodbye to their long-term holdings as if they’re leaving a bad date. The supply of these massive holdings has shrunk from 70% to 60% recently-and the long-timers are shedding more than a few crocodile tears. It’s basically “Sell, darling, sell!” on a massive scale. 🎩🐋