HINU’s Price Jumps, Greenland Tensions Cool, and the Market’s on a Roll!
Meanwhile, the cryptocurrency market, ever the fickle lover, inched ever so slightly higher, as if the very act of breathing had become an effort. This minor uplift coincided with the cooling of Greenland’s tempestuous tensions, which had previously threatened to unsettle the global economy with the force of a toddler’s tantrum. President Trump, ever the diplomat, reportedly recanted his tariff threats against European allies after a whirlwind of negotiations at the World Economic Forum, where he likely sipped tea and pondered the meaning of life.







