Bitcoin’s Cup & Handle: A Financial Teapot Tempest? ☕🚀

Since the halcyon days of 2021, Bitcoin has been meticulously crafting its own Cup and Handle-a pattern so slow-moving, it makes continental drift look like a Formula 1 race. Now, in the year of our Lord 2025 (or thereabouts), the stage is set for Bitcoin to do… something. Possibly explosive. Possibly underwhelming. The suspense is killing us. Slowly. ⏳