Fed’s Dance: Crypto’s Cha-Cha of Chaos 🕺💸
Bull Theory, that esteemed oracle of market whims, whispers that the Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) shall soon perform its annual ritual. The script? A tale of two mandates: tame inflation to 2% and ensure employment remains as robust as a marzipan soufflé. A task as delicate as balancing a teacup on a quivering chin! 🫖