TON’s AI Trading Agents: A Desperate Dash to Save a Dying Blockchain?
Behold! The latest innovation in crypto: AI agents, because nothing says “future” like handing your money to a robot that probably won’t even send you a thank-you note. TON’s blockchain ecosystem is now part of this grand experiment in digital finance, where humans are reduced to glorified babysitters. Recent launches from firms (read: desperate coders with too much caffeine) suggest the world is embracing “agentic AI” like it’s the last slice of pie at a funeral.






